How do you handle it when your friend's virgin fiancee says God made her pregnant?

[Blackguard_]

He says they have not done anything physical together beyond kissing so God must be the father.

Clearly, what happened is a Dark Jedi Master used the Force to impregnate her. Didn't either of you see "Revenge of the Sith"?

Now, the question you need to ask is "is it ethical to abort a Dark Lord of the Sith"?

Tell them to be prepared for some pretty terrible "terrible twos", and some worse than usual teenage rebellion and acting out, wearing all black, short temper, killing sprees, world conquest, that sort of thing.

 

[Verve]

Yes. sperm deposited on the labia actually can result in a pregnancy as sperm are actually self-propelled using flagellum. Its perfectly reasonable to think that sperm can traverse the distance to the fallopian tubes to fertilize an ovum.

Unless "ummm yeah" is supposed to mean "he penetrated her" instead of "he [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]", of course.

It meant the second one.

 

[Incariol]

Clearly, what happened is a Dark Jedi Master used the Force to impregnate her. Didn't either of you see "Revenge of the Sith"?

Now, the question you need to ask is "is it ethical to abort a Dark Lord of the Sith"?

That isn't what happened. It was in The Phantom Menace that Qui-Gon Jinn learned from Shmi Skywalker that Anakin (what dumb names. How on earth did they come up with those?) was conceived by the Force.

The mechanics of that are something I really don't want to contemplate. As it involves bizarre, intelligent, microscopic midichlorians.

 

[kevlite2020]

 

[er72]

Some of these are pretty entertaining... makes me wonder how you all find so much time to waste on here.

 

[Blackguard_]

That isn't what happened. It was in The Phantom Menace that Qui-Gon Jinn learned from Shmi Skywalker that Anakin (what dumb names. How on earth did they come up with those?) was conceived by the Force.

Ah, you're right, I was thinking of Palpatine's speech at the water show, where he implies he or his former master is Anakin's father/creator.

 

[MehGuy]

Go away troll.

 

[Verve]

 

[kevlite2020]

Some of these are pretty entertaining... makes me wonder how you all find so much time to waste on here.

College student here... The more homework I have, the more important it is for me to spend time procrastinating from it here... It's almost an art form

 

[SweetDee]

 

[SweetDee]

Some of these are pretty entertaining... makes me wonder how you all find so much time to waste on here.

Your mom.

 

[kevlite2020]

 

[William_0]

Move into a barn and build a manger!!!!!!!

 

[Tink]

Blind post.

I would tell Joseph not to worry so much.

 

[kevlite2020]

 

[SweetDee]

I win

 

[kevlite2020]

 

[Gabe7]

College student here... The more homework I have, the more important it is for me to spend time procrastinating from it here... It's almost an art form

It sort of is art in a roundabout way. Spamming other peoples threads with art vandalized with odd sayings must be your way to sort of pay it forward. With so many people mimicking you it must also be a nice ego stroke as well. If I were you I'd probably do it every spare moment I had.

 

[Verve]

 

[kevlite2020]

It sort of is art in a roundabout way. Spamming other peoples threads with art vandalized with odd sayings must be your way to sort of pay it forward. With so many people mimicking you it must also be a nice ego stroke as well. If I were you I'd probably do it every spare moment I had.