How do you handle it when your friend's virgin fiancee says God made her pregnant?

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This just happened to my best friend. I'm supposed to be his best man at his wedding on July 4th but his fiancee who is hot but not too smart just dropped this bomb on him. He says they have not done anything physical together beyond kissing so God must be the father. I feel like slapping him but I'm sort of stunned right now at it all. How should I handle this delicate situation? They are both Christians so is it possible she is telling the truth?
 

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I knew a girl once who got preggers messing around with her boyfriend.
They weren't having oral, but they were both in their underwear making out/dry humping and he... ummm yeah. If she wasn't so ticked off about it I don't think I'd have believed her.

Yes. sperm deposited on the labia actually can result in a pregnancy as sperm are actually self-propelled using flagellum. Its perfectly reasonable to think that sperm can traverse the distance to the fallopian tubes to fertilize an ovum.

Unless "ummm yeah" is supposed to mean "he penetrated her" instead of "he [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]", of course.
 
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This just happened to my best friend. I'm supposed to be his best man at his wedding on July 4th but his fiancee who is hot but not too smart just dropped this bomb on him. He says they have not done anything physical together beyond kissing so God must be the father. I feel like slapping him but I'm sort of stunned right now at it all. How should I handle this delicate situation? They are both Christians so is it possible she is telling the truth?
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