FOR FUN: You Might Be a Covenant Theologian

[drstevej]

You Might Be a Covenant Theologian

[1] If you know Lorraine Boettner is a guy.
[2] If you think Jesus' "I will build my Church" didn't refer to the future.
[3] If as a kid you thought pretending you were an Israelite was fun.
[4] If you know a pedo-baptist is not a foot washing fundy.
[5] If you own more than five pipes and haven't seen you chin in years.
[6] If you know that Lex Rex is not a comic book villian.
[7] If you know people who speak Dutch.
[8] If you were baptized before you could swim.
[9] If you know the regulative principle is not a technique for colon cleansing.
[10] If your Men's Ministry rejects the name Promise Keepers for Promise Snatchers.

 

[jimmyjimmy]

I'm a five-pointer in this too!

 

[ShoshanaUK]

Interesting! I'd like to see the equivalent quiz for Dispensationalists!

 

[jimmyjimmy]

Interesting! I'd like to see the equivalent quiz for Dispensationalists!

You Might Be a Dispensationalist IF:

If you like to chew gum constantly so that your ears won’t pop in case of the Rapture.

If you subscribe to the newspaper simply to keep up with biblical prophecy.

If you always leave the top down on your convertible — just in case.

If bar code scanners make you nervous.

If you have been a Christian for less than one year and you have already studied through the Book of Revelation twelve times.

If you attend a church that sings the 1960s pop song “Up, Up and Away” as if it were a hymn.

If you think general revelation is the Commander-in-Chief of the armies of Armageddon.

If you can name more dispensations than commandments.

If you forget your wife’s birthday, but you know the latest predicted date for the Rapture.

If you are a book collector and you long to locate a copy of The Late Great Planet Earth in the original Greek.

If you believe that the term “Early Church Fathers” refers to J. N. Darby, C. I. Scofield and Lewis Sperry Chafer.


Read more at http://postmillennialism.com/you-might-be-a-dispensationalist-if/#XkYYuyUauiwwz9zj.99