Eminem Found Dead in Detroit Mansion

[Chesterton]

wow.

 

[One Voice Among Many1]

I almost had a heart attack.

I did too. I was thinking not another one.

 

[JustOneWay]

We ended up adopting a cat who jumped into a pan of dirty oil. She almost died, and we just took her in after she lived. She was a white cat with black spots, who was all black after her dip in the oil. We fought for days to save her life. Slick-50 was very popular at the time, so we named her Slicky. My kiddo still names stuffed animals Slicky.

Good story...and I am glad the cat survived. I love animals....

even the multi-racial cats like your black and white one! LOL (JK)

 

[GQ Chris]

Slim shady escaped the Grim Reaper.

 

[Isaacsname]

...so then the day's not a total loss

 

[MennoSota]

Was his contract with the Mars label? [emoji8]

 

[brinny]

It's that one where he's upset about something.

LOL!

 

[brinny]

We've lost so many entertainers this year. For me, losing Choppers was the final straw.

Awwwww that's sad.

 

[brinny]

LOL!

 

[Sistrin]

...that vaguely-music-like-stuff he did.

And that is being incredibly kind.

 

[MehGuy]

That's not Stewart Little.. Stewart Little was all white.. this is an impostor mouse.

 

[ThatRobGuy]

Should we make this an Eminem celebration thread? What's your favorite Eminem song?

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-lil-wayne-and-eminem/n13057

 

[JustOneWay]

And that is being incredibly kind.

agreed

 

[JustOneWay]

That's not Stewart Little.. Stewart Little was all white.. this is an impostor mouse.

You're right. It was a joke.... Stuart Little was already eaten by some grumpy cat.

 

[Hetta]

Should we make this an Eminem celebration thread? What's your favorite Eminem song?

"Lose Yourself." It's a song that never fails to move and motivate me.

 

[John Davidson]

Eminems music is garbage and Christians shouldn't celebrate it.

Nevertheless I didn't find this hoax humorous and was deeply saddened when I thought he had passed.

The most troubling thing to me was that I thought he died unsaved.

 

[cow451]

 

[Four Angels Standing]

The OP title should be changed so as to stop this thread being click bait. Eminem isn't dead. Why wouldn't the OP author change the title to reflect that truth? Or better yet, ask to have this thread closed since none of the op reporting is true.

 

[David4223]

MOD HAT ON

As this is not news or current events, this thread has been permanently closed.

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