Did Jesus Use A Modem At The Sermon On The Mount?

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DID JESUS USE A MODEM AT THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT?

By: Ellis Bush





Did Jesus use a modem



At the Sermon on the Mount?



Did He ever try a broadcast fax



To send His message out?



Did the disciples carry beepers



As they went about their route?



Did Jesus use a modem



At the Sermon on the Mount?





Did Paul use a Laptop



With lots of RAM and ROM?



Were his letters posted on a BBS



At Paul.Rome.Com?



Did the man from Macedonia



Send an E-Mail saying "Come?"



Did Paul use a Laptop



With lots of RAM and ROM?



Did Moses use a Joystick



at the Parting of the Sea?



And a Satellite Guidance Tracking System



To show him where to be?



Did he write the law on tablets



Or are they really on CD?



Did Moses use a joystick



At the parting of the Sea?







Did Jesus really die for us



One day upon a tree?



Or was it just a hologram



Or technical wizardry?



Can you download the Live Action Video Clip



To play on your PC?



Did Jesus really die for us



One day upon a tree?





Have the wonders of this modern age



Made you question what is true?



How a single man in a simple time



Could offer life anew?



How a sinless life, a cruel death



then a glorious life again



Could offer more to a desperate world



Than the inventions of man?





If in your life, the voice of God



Is sometimes hard to hear.



With other voices calling



His doesn't touch your ear.



Then set aside your laptop and modem



And all your fancy gear.



And open your Bible, open your heart



And let your Father draw you near.



Submitted by Richard