Did cavemen prefer blondes?

[praying]

March 2, 2006 -- Back in the ice age, Northern European cavemen got all the chicks.

Thanks to a food shortage and a man shortage about 10,000 years ago, men were in such demand they had their pick of mates.

With so much competition among women to find a mate, nature and evolution kicked in to give some cave women a distinctive look to attract the opposite sex: blond hair and blue eyes.

So says a new study published in the British science journal Evolution and Human Behavior.

Are Blondes Mutants?

The study's author, Canadian anthropologist Peter Frost, concludes that although blond hair and blue eyes started as a genetic mutation, men were pulled in by the golden locks and baby blues, thus populating the area with blond and blue-eyed children.


http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=1675734&page=1


Sounds ridiculous, "men were pulled in by the golden locks and baby blues"

 

[LouTheWicked]

Dang mutant blondes stealing our men...

 

[Harpuia]

I used to always be crazy for blondes. But after dating several of them, I found out they're not all that's cracked up to be. Most of them are really out there.

There are some blondes that are nice, but I've found my current girlfriend to really top them all. And she's Filipino. lol.

 

[InnerPhyre]

Cavemen get all the luck.

 

[LouTheWicked]

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton?

Because it said concentrate.

*runs away*

 

[k]

Nice way to say blond hair/blue eyes are the supreme features. doh! I've read quite a bit and everything basically said the blond/blu came from the human body adjusting to sunlight....had nothing to do w/ Matchdotcom 1.0

 

[Harpuia]

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton?

Because it said concentrate.

*runs away*

Aww... jealous are ye? lol.

 

[k]

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton?

Because it said concentrate.

*runs away*

How do you make a Blonde laugh on Tuesday? Tell him/her a joke on Saturday!

Why was the blonde so happy when the jigsaw puzzle was completed in 4 months? Because the box said "3-6 Years."

Why couldn't the blonde make Kool-Aid? Couldn't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water into that really small packet!

 

[Ginny]

Well, duh....

Has no one ever seen "Clan of the Cave Bear" with Darryl Hannah?

UGA UGA!!

 

[Kalevalatar]

Maybe that's why we call them CAVEMEN...

 

[TheReasoner]

Don´t you know, us blonde-blue eyed people are clearly superior to others.




Daring joke Sorry

 

[k]

Don´t you know, us blonde-blue eyed people are clearly superior to others.




Daring joke Sorry

....and also VERY humble!

 

[TheReasoner]

....and also VERY humble!

Oh, I am hmility personified... You have a thing or two to learn about humility from me. ALL of you....





Hahaha, Oh I crack myself up

 

[praying]

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton?

Because it said concentrate.

*runs away*

Don't run away l liked it!

 

[SimplyMe]

How do you make a Blonde laugh on Tuesday? Tell him/her a joke on Saturday!

Why was the blonde so happy when the jigsaw puzzle was completed in 4 months? Because the box said "3-6 Years."

Why couldn't the blonde make Kool-Aid? Couldn't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water into that really small packet!

Did you hear about the blonde who was fired from Quality Control at a factory making M&Ms? She kept throwing out all the candy that had a "W".

Did you hear about the blonde that got lost downtown, so she called her blonde friend and told her to come find her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk"?

What about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead? She was trying to make up her mind.

Or the blonde that took a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

One blonde, applying for a job, when she reached the line that said "sign here" wrote "Sagittarius".

There was the blonde that heard a news report that 90% of crimes occur at home, so she quickly moved.

Did you hear about the blonde who thought you could only listen to AM radio in the morning?

There was a blonde who needed to see what was on the other side of a chain link fence, so she went to get a ladder.

Last, if you need a blonde to shut up, you just tell them to speak their mind.

 

[k]

Did you hear about the blonde who was fired from Quality Control at a factory making M&Ms? She kept throwing out all the candy that had a "W".

Did you hear about the blonde that got lost downtown, so she called her blonde friend and told her to come find her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk"?

What about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead? She was trying to make up her mind.

Or the blonde that took a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

One blonde, applying for a job, when she reached the line that said "sign here" wrote "Sagittarius".

There was the blonde that heard a news report that 90% of crimes occur at home, so she quickly moved.

Did you hear about the blonde who thought you could only listen to AM radio in the morning?

There was a blonde who needed to see what was on the other side of a chain link fence, so she went to get a ladder.

Last, if you need a blonde to shut up, you just tell them to speak their mind.

LOL Very good!

Did you hear about the blonde who bet her roomate the man on the news would not jump off the building? Yep, lost the bet...she saw it on the 12 o clock news and didn't think the man would do it twice!!!

 

[Ginny]

Don´t you know, us blonde-blue eyed people are clearly superior to others.

what about the ones with the dark roots?

 

[k]

what about the ones with the dark roots?

Calicos are cute, but not much on the original scale.

 

[SimplyMe]

LOL Very good!

Did you hear about the blonde who bet her roomate the man on the news would not jump off the building? Yep, lost the bet...she saw it on the 12 o clock news and didn't think the man would do it twice!!!

One blonde's car was caught in a hailstorm and so had numerous small dents. When she complained to a blonde friend that she didn't have enough money to take it to a repair shop, the friend told her that she could easily fix it herself, she just needed to blow up the tail pipe and this would cause the dents to pop out.

When the blonde went home from work that day, she was in her driveway trying it, getting quite frustrated, when her roommate came home. After she explained to her blonde roommate what she was doing, the roommate told her, "Silly, everyone knows that in order for this to work, you have to roll up the windows first."

 

[Ginny]

Neverstop- glad to see you got some pants for your CF character....which appears to be a she-Lion preparing for war.