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Denominational Jokes!

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by ValidUserName, Mar 16, 2011.

  1. ValidUserName

    ValidUserName Newbie

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    These are some of my favorite denominational jokes. These are not meant to offend, but only to take a few friendly jabs at your brothers and sisters.

    Add your own, if you have any.

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    Q: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Two. One to change the bulb, one to get the moonshine.

    Q: How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None. They still use candles.
     
  2. StormHawk

    StormHawk Guest

    How many "spiritual warriors"?

    4: 1 to replace the bulb, 3 to bind the spirit of darkness
     
  3. wpage

    wpage Newbie

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    IRS Agent:
    Pastor Mr Jones here claims he donated $9,000.00 on his tax return...
    Did he?

    Pastor:
    He will!
     
  4. val5662

    val5662 Junior Member

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