These are some of my favorite denominational jokes. These are not meant to offend, but only to take a few friendly jabs at your brothers and sisters.
Add your own, if you have any.
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Q: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, one to get the moonshine.
Q: How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They still use candles.
Add your own, if you have any.
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Q: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, one to get the moonshine.
Q: How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They still use candles.