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Cryptozoology in the Bible pwns Evolution

Discussion in 'Creation & Evolution' started by AV1611VET, Apr 22, 2011.

  1. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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    Following is a list of animals found in the Bible:

    1. fowled bat
    2. behemoth
    3. leviathan
    4. four-legged grasshopper
    5. satyr
    6. unicorn
    7. dragon
    8. straw-eating lions
    9. whalefish
    10. cud-chewing hare
    I contend that these animals are problematic for evolutionists.
     
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  2. Cabal

    Cabal New Member

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    I contend that they don't exist and that no-one need consider that they do nor consider them problematic until you dig up evidence for their actual existence, rather than repeating claims ad nauseum.

    /thread
     
  3. Tim Myers

    Tim Myers Regular Member

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    Oh no.....we're not going to start that "rabbits do not chew their cud" thing all over again, are we???........
     
  4. Lion Hearted Man

    Lion Hearted Man Eternal Newbie

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    These are actually problematic for the Bible.
     
  5. Frumious Bandersnatch

    Frumious Bandersnatch Contributor

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    You made a mistake in the thread title. It should be a literal interpretation of the Bible pwns itself with cryptozoology.
     
  6. Hespera

    Hespera Junior Member

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    dumbest attempt at a thread ever
     
  7. CaliforniaSun

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    Nope. Not a problem.
     
  8. Agonaces of Susa

    Agonaces of Susa Evolution is not science: legalize creationism.

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  9. Agonaces of Susa

    Agonaces of Susa Evolution is not science: legalize creationism.

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    Fire-breathing dragons are another big problem for Darwinists.

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    Fassett, J.E., New Geochronological and Stratigraphic Evidence Confims The Paleocene Age of the Dinosaur-Bearing Ojo Alamo Sandstone and Animas Formation In The San Juan Basin New Mexico and Colorado, Paleontologia Electronica, Jan 2009
    Dinosaur fossils are present in the Paleocene Ojo Alamo Sandstone and Animas Formation in the San Juan Basin, New Mexico, and Colorado. Evidence for the Paleocene age of the Ojo Alamo Sandstone includes palynologic and paleomagnetic data. Palynologic data indicate that the entire Ojo Alamo Sandstone, including the lower dinosaur-bearing part, is Paleocene in age. All of the palynomorph-productive rock samples collected from the Ojo Alamo Sandstone at multiple localities lacked Cretaceous index palynomorphs (except for rare, reworked specimens) and produced Paleocene index palynomorphs. Paleocene palynomorphs have been identified stratigraphically below dinosaur fossils at two separate localities in the Ojo Alamo Sandstone in the central and southern parts of the basin. The Animas Formation in the Colorado part of the basin also contains dinosaur fossils, and its Paleocene age has been established based on fossil leaves and palynology.

    Magnetostratigraphy provides independent evidence for the Paleocene age of the Ojo Alamo Sandstone and its dinosaur-bearing beds. Normal-polarity magnetochron C29n (early Paleocene) has been identified in the Ojo Alamo Sandstone at six localities in the southern part of the San Juan Basin.

    An assemblage of 34 skeletal elements from a single hadrosaur, found in the Ojo Alamo Sandstone in the southern San Juan Basin, provided conclusive evidence that this assemblage could not have been reworked from underlying Cretaceous strata. In addition, geochemical studies of 15 vertebrate bones from the Paleocene Ojo Alamo Sandstone and 15 bone samples from the underlying Kirtland Formation of Late Cretaceous (Campanian) age show that each sample suite contained distinctly different abundances of uranium and rare-earth elements, indicating that the bones were mineralized in place soon after burial, and that none of the Paleocene dinosaur bones analyzed had been reworked.​
     
  10. MoonLancer

    MoonLancer The Moon is a reflection of the MorningStar

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    MoonLancer The Moon is a reflection of the MorningStar

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    No evidence of fire at all.
     
  12. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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    You dig them up, if you want them so badly; but whether you do or not, they pwn evolution.
     
  13. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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    I hope not -- it's not my intention to discuss these animals, just to show that there is a list of animals in the Bible that pwn evolution.
     
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    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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    Nothing is problematic for the Bible.

    As our motto goes: The Bible says it, that settles it.
     
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    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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    That's a given.
     
  16. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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    :blush: -- thank you.
     
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    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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    I guess it depends where your heart is, eh?
     
  18. Agonaces of Susa

    Agonaces of Susa Evolution is not science: legalize creationism.

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    Like meteorites, unicorns are described in the Bible.

    Therefore atheists, antisemites, and antichrists are prohibited from believing in the reality of unicorns and meteorites.

    "Stones cannot fall from the sky because there are no stones in the sky!" -- Antoine L. Lavoisier, chemist, 1790

    "Gentlemen, I would rather believe that two Yankee professors would lie than believe that stones fall from heaven." -- Thomas Jefferson, revolutionary, 1807

    You don't believe in fire now?

    Why don't you believe in fire? Because fire is described in the Bible?
     
  19. MoonLancer

    MoonLancer The Moon is a reflection of the MorningStar

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    Tipping over your on fallacies i see? Meteorites exist. They can be observed. Deer with a single horn also exist. To call them unicorns though is to give them attributes that far behind that of a single horn. You know this quite well. Anyone with sound mind can see your dishonestly. You do yourself a disservice with your words.

    I can find many religious non christian texts that mention, water. Must you disbelieve in water in order to refute these texts?



    Please quote where fire is attributed to the creature you speak of using the article you posted.

    ps have fun being probed by Alien Jesus.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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