Cheney, 'A Beer or Two' and a Gun
Now my understanding is that both Bush and Cheney are supposed to be "recovering alcoholics", but it's also my understanding that recovering alcoholics don't drink alcohol; and they certainly don't go hunting when they've been drinking alcohol.
So, if Cheney had a "beer or two" he certainly isn't sober and he's not even abstinent from alcohol, is he?
But then, what do I know? After all, I'm a godlessatheisticcommiepinkosocialistdemoncraticlieberalalquedasupportingbushhatingcheneybashing
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