CF Storytime: Ages of Singlehood

[penNpaper]

There been threads like this where you will write one sentence and then the next poster will write the next sentence and then ect. So I want to see another thread like this so I decided to make one. Please quote the previous poster with their quote. Thanks!!

God Bless,
Drew

"In the beginning..."

 

[crishmael]

There been threads like this where you will write one sentence and then the next poster will write the next sentence and then ect. So I want to see another thread like this so I decided to make one. Please quote the previous poster with their quote. Thanks!!

God Bless,
Drew

"In the beginning..."

there was a particularly scrappy chimp named Bumfuzzle...

 

[tapi]

there was a particularly scrappy chimp named Bumfuzzle...

whose owner, an agent codenamed Vincent Black Shadow was stationed in Africa by the CIA..

 

[Tehchad]

This chimp was particularly idiosyncratic about it's...

 

[toastface_grillah]

This chimp was particularly idiosyncratic about it's...

feng shui. Everything had to be in its proper place for maximum energy flow. If one object was out of place...

 

[Tehchad]

feng shui. Everything had to be in its proper place for maximum energy flow. If one object was out of place...

... the cat would walk around and meow like ....

 

[127.0.0.1]

... the cat would walk around and meow like ....

... a mislead chapter from the DMZ, patrolling the coastline; eyes on the seas. Like a ship wreaked captain, Mr. Fluffs would stand down, he would stand with his boys, with their necks bowed down.