CF Dating Manual (2011 Edition)

[PeculiarTreasure]

Hahaha. Epic Win Austin.

 

[mina]

This was hilarious.

 

[Sapphyre]

LOVE IT!

 

[broken_one]

This makes me wonder if people would be interested in these sorts of things. I'm very funny, though you lot never really get to see me being that way (I'm either too shocking or too messed up to even have a bit of fun).

 

[Thunder Peel]

So, who here is engaged now? Speak up people!

 

[Tink]

I was, but then I woke up. :/

 

[NoodlesNoodlesNoodles]

So, who here is engaged now? Speak up people!

You need to ask?

You've forgotten about us already?! I WANT MY RING BACK YOU HEARTBREAKER!!

 

[PinkSweetart]

So, who here is engaged now? Speak up people!

Well, if you accept noodle's proposal it'd be you. ;p

 

[Thunder Peel]

Well, if you accept noodle's proposal it'd be you. ;p

Hmmm.....I guess the formula really does work, although I was shooting for the opposite gender.

Come on people, start talking about your new significant others. The honeymoon can't be far down the road.

 

[Rhye]

Someone say honeymoon? =P

 

[Thunder Peel]

Someone say honeymoon? =P

Do you have something to share? Has this thread been responsible for bringing you a lifetime of love and marital bliss?

 

[Rhye]

Do you have something to share? Has this thread been responsible for bringing you a lifetime of love and marital bliss?

Yes.

While looking at the list, its appears that I fit almost all of the qualification. I nag a lot, cry a good ten times a day, haven't cheated yet, but have helped someone cheat on a math test (Wait, that is cheating!). Should have married him instead, two cheaters together....bliss. But, it seems I have found my perfect match, and have no intention of sharing. He is a true gentlemen, who trolls, makes sock accounts, and leads women on. Such a beast he is!

 

[Sapphyre]

So, who here is engaged now? Speak up people!

I have yet to find "the one", but I can't help but notice the increase in the number of engagements and marriages among my friends lately. I can only assume it's because they read this post.

 

[Thunder Peel]

I have yet to find "the one", but I can't help but notice the increase in the number of engagements and marriages among my friends lately. I can only assume it's because they read this post.

Well then fear not, for your time is coming! I've already had eight different offers today. Now it's just a matter of choosing.

 

[MehTeh]

Make that 9... if you'll have me.

 

[NoodlesNoodlesNoodles]

Make that 9... if you'll have me.

I soooo proposed to him first. The rest of you are just groupies.

 

[Obzocky]

Polygamy; Austin style.

 

[MehTeh]

Fine then. I'll go find someone else to shower my love and affection on.

 

[l0v3n]

There are no words to describe how happy this thread makes me feel!! No, this is not my proposal.

 

[Ceta_cea]

Thunder Peel, I hope you know how great you are!!! I laughed soooooo hard, I think everyone here look strange at me now.