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[freealaska]

Bush To Nominate Next Person Who Walks Through Door

October 27, 2005

WASHINGTON, DC—After Harriet Miers withdrew her nomination for the Supreme Court Thursday, President Bush announced that he will nominate the next person who walks through his door. "I assure the American people that the next person who enters my field of vision will be a highly qualified candidate of unimpeachable character, with a solid record, and—what's more—a good heart," Bush said. As of press time, 17 people were waiting outside the door, including the president's daughter Jenna, and special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald.

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[Thirst_For_Knowledge]

Mmmm, onions taste good in my eggs.

 

[Talmidah]

Mmmm, onions taste good in my eggs.

Don't they though?

 

[jamesrwright3]

Lets bring America together. Nominate John Kerry!

 

[Thirst_For_Knowledge]

Lets bring America together. Nominate John Kerry!

I would be very happy with someone who follows the law, instead of their religious convictions. Another Roberts, perhaps?

 

[member718]

Political satire as news?

John Kerry? Let's just nominate someone with no legal experience and no political party. I like this guy down the street from me. He's got at least a dozen pink flamingoes in his yard and he drives a Mo-Ped to his work at the tallow plant. Now there's someone we can all relate to!

 

[jamesrwright3]

Howard Stern

 

[Heiroglyph]

How about Roy Moore?

 

[JPPT1974]

Yeah let's bring Roy Moore along with his Ten Commandments!
That will be go!

 

[freealaska]

Yeah let's bring Roy Moore along with his Ten Commandments!
That will be go!

Yeah! Lets appoint someone who doesn't obey the rule of law to rule on law!

 

[murron]

not news or current event; political satire.