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This:


is much better, and more thoughtful, than this:



Seriously. What would you say is an example of actual blasphemy
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Wouldn't it be blasphemy to show you what blasphemy is?
 
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Wouldn't it be blasphemy to show you what blasphemy is?
Deuteronomy 32

1 Give ear, O ye heavens, and I will speak;
and hear, O earth, the words of my mouth.


2 My doctrine shall drop as the rain,
my speech shall distil as the dew,
as the small rain upon the tender herb,
and as the showers upon the grass:


3 because I will publish the name of the LORD:
ascribe ye greatness unto our God.


4 He is the Rock, his work is perfect:
for all his ways are judgment:
a God of truth and without iniquity,
just and right is he.


5 They have corrupted themselves,
their spot is not the spot of his children:
they are a perverse and crooked generation.


6 Do ye thus requite the LORD,
O foolish people and unwise?
Is not he thy father that hath bought thee?
Hath he not made thee, and established thee?


7 Remember the days of old,
consider the years of many generations:
ask thy father, and he will show thee;
thy elders, and they will tell thee.


8 When the Most High divided to the nations their inheritance,
when he separated the sons of Adam,
he set the bounds of the people
according to the number of the children of Israel.


9 For the LORD's portion is his people;
Jacob is the lot of his inheritance.


10 He found him in a desert land,
and in the waste howling wilderness;
he led him about, he instructed him,
he kept him as the apple of his eye.


11 As an eagle stirreth up her nest,
fluttereth over her young,
spreadeth abroad her wings, taketh them,
beareth them on her wings:


12 so the LORD alone did lead him,
and there was no strange god with him.


13 He made him ride on the high places of the earth,
that he might eat the increase of the fields;
and he made him to suck honey out of the rock,
and oil out of the flinty rock;


14 butter of kine, and milk of sheep,
with fat of lambs,
and rams of the breed of Bashan, and goats,
with the fat of kidneys of wheat;
and thou didst drink the pure blood of the grape.


15 But Jesh'urun waxed fat, and kicked:
thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick,
thou art covered with fatness;
then he forsook God which made him,
and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation.


16 They provoked him to jealousy with strange gods,
with abominations provoked they him to anger.


17 They sacrificed unto devils, not to God; [1 Cor. 10.20]
to gods whom they knew not,
to new gods that came newly up,
whom your fathers feared not.


18 Of the Rock that begat thee thou art unmindful,
and hast forgotten God that formed thee.


19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.


20 And he said, I will hide my face from them,
I will see what their end shall be:
for they are a very froward generation,
children in whom is no faith.


21 They have moved me to jealousy [1 Cor. 10.22] with that which is not God;
they have provoked me to anger with their vanities:
and I will move them to jealousy with those which are not a people;
I will provoke them to anger with a foolish nation. [Rom. 10.19]


22 For a fire is kindled in mine anger,
and shall burn unto the lowest hell,
and shall consume the earth with her increase,
and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.


23 I will heap mischiefs upon them;
I will spend mine arrows upon them.


24 They shall be burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat,
and with bitter destruction:
I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them,
with the poison of serpents of the dust.


25 The sword without, and terror within,
shall destroy both the young man and the virgin,
the suckling also with the man of gray hairs.


26 I said, I would scatter them into corners,
I would make the remembrance of them to cease from among men:


27 were it not that I feared the wrath of the enemy,
lest their adversaries should behave themselves strangely,
and lest they should say, Our hand is high,
and the LORD hath not done all this.


28 For they are a nation void of counsel,
neither is there any understanding in them.


29 O that they were wise, that they understood this,
that they would consider their latter end!


30 How should one chase a thousand,
and two put ten thousand to flight,
except their Rock had sold them,
and the LORD had shut them up?


31 For their rock is not as our Rock,
even our enemies themselves being judges.


32 For their vine is of the vine of Sodom,
and of the fields of Gomorrah:
their grapes are grapes of gall,
their clusters are bitter:


33 their wine is the poison of dragons,
and the cruel venom of asps.


34 Is not this laid up in store with me,
and sealed up among my treasures?


35 To me belongeth vengeance, [Rom. 12.19 · Heb. 10.30] and recompense;
their foot shall slide in due time:
for the day of their calamity is at hand,
and the things that shall come upon them make haste.


36 For the LORD shall judge his people,
and repent himself for his servants,
when he seeth that their power is gone,
and there is none shut up, or left.


37 And he shall say, Where are their gods,
their rock in whom they trusted,


38 which did eat the fat of their sacrifices,
and drank the wine of their drink offerings?
Let them rise up and help you,
and be your protection.


39 See now that I, even I, am he,
and there is no god with me:
I kill, and I make alive;
I wound, and I heal:
neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.


40 For I lift up my hand to heaven,
and say, I live for ever.


41 If I whet my glittering sword,
and mine hand take hold on judgment;
I will render vengeance to mine enemies,
and will reward them that hate me.


42 I will make mine arrows drunk with blood,
and my sword shall devour flesh;
and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives,
from the beginning of revenges upon the enemy.


43 Rejoice, O ye nations, with his people: [Rom. 15.10]
for he will avenge the blood of his servants, [Rev. 19.2]
and will render vengeance to his adversaries,
and will be merciful unto his land, and to his people.
 
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Not real clear on what makes a good joke so good huh? Start one place appear to be going somewhere and then suddenly switch direction in an unexpected way. Jaimie started one place, suddenly switched direction, then ended up somewhere else. And honestly? All these people accusing him of blasphemy just makes it funnier. :wave:
tulc(loves faux outrage in the morning, it smells like...President Obama got re-elected!) :clap:

Well, a good joke needs to be funny.
 
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Obama never claimed to be a "Messiah", but that hasn't stopped some conservatives to keep the meme going....
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That...and the fact that not many want to take seriously the fact that D.C is already full of expressions/examples showing the FOunding Fathers as being deified (when understanding Free Masonry and the blantant symbolism ). If one's going to take what Jammie Fox said to the max/claim "He's worshipping Obama!!!", then be consistent in noting where the culture has sadly worshipped presidents for a long time.
 
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Well, a good joke needs to be funny.

So...none of the audience laughed? Because I heard a lot of laughing on the vid. Now, that you didn't find it funny is hardly the criteria of whether or not it was funny. :wave:
tulc(blasphemy would appear to be a lot like humor in that regard) :)
 
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Wouldn't it be blasphemy to show you what blasphemy is?
I do not think it would be, if he was quoting or speaking hypothetically. I am not trying to goad him into breaking forum rules. I was genuinely curious if there is anything he would say is seriously blasphemy. Either he does not care enough to answer, or he does not take the sin of blasphemy seriously to say it ever occurs.
 
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Who cares if it does? We live in a country where it is not illegal to be blasphemous (and thank goodness for that). If I wanted to, I can say whatever I want about Jesus, Xenu, Shiva, or Joseph Smith and there isn't a darn thing people can do about it besides wag their finger at me.

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Who cares if it does? We live in a country where it is not illegal to be blasphemous (and thank goodness for that). If I wanted to, I can say whatever I want about Jesus, Xenu, Shiva, or Joseph Smith and there isn't a darn thing people can do about it besides wag their finger at me.

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What about Muhammed and Muhammedans?
 
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So if I tell a joke and nobody laughs, it wasn't a joke?

Are you telling it to a bunch of mimes?

If a mime tells a joke to a bunch of other mimes, and nobody hears them laughing, is it still a joke?
 
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Who cares if it does? We live in a country where it is not illegal to be blasphemous (and thank goodness for that). If I wanted to, I can say whatever I want about Jesus, Xenu, Shiva, or Joseph Smith and there isn't a darn thing people can do about it besides wag their finger at me.

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Christians might care. Good thing you did not include Mohammed in that list. People die when you do poke fun at him. Be thankful Christians are not the same.
 
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All pushed by the left for their moonbat Messiah.

When Obama talks “the Messiah is absolutely speaking.” - Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan

Oprah Reveals Obama is 'The One' (Messiah) - YouTube
How often have we heard conservative leaders being called the mouthpiece of God?


A 'cult of personality' is created when the media casts a leader in a heroic or godlike image, combined with unquestioning praise and flattery for that person.
Shocking you've lived in America for as long as you have and you've not picked up that your culture (pop, professional and political) does this, like, ALL THE TIME. Is it a problem because it's happenning to someone with whom you are politically opposed to?
 
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Christians might care. Good thing you did not include Mohammed in that list. People die when you do poke fun at him. Be thankful Christians are not the same.

That's nice. And irrelevant. I can mock Mohammed all I want as well, and it's perfectly legal.
 
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Are you telling it to a bunch of mimes?

If a mime tells a joke to a bunch of other mimes, and nobody hears them laughing, is it still a joke?

Different people have different senses of humor. Take Ann coulter, for instance. Many conservative s find her just hilarious.
 
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That's nice. And irrelevant. I can mock Mohammed all I want as well, and it's perfectly legal.

Different people have different senses of humor. Take Ann coulter, for instance. Many conservative s find her just hilarious.
Indeed. For example, the post you quoted there I was just joking around, but you do not appear to have found humor in it.
 
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I do not think it would be, if he was quoting or speaking hypothetically. I am not trying to goad him into breaking forum rules. I was genuinely curious if there is anything he would say is seriously blasphemy. Either he does not care enough to answer, or he does not take the sin of blasphemy seriously to say it ever occurs.

If you're talking about me, post #32 in this thread. :wave:
tulc(in case you were wondering) :)
 
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