Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (3)

[lucypevensie]

Because TSO music was composed specifically with fishes in mind.

How do you suggest I drop these extra Christmas pounds?

 

[brinny]

bag them and sell them on ebay

should i make new year's resolutions?

 

[Worcester Beacon]

What's the point of making a promise you know you will break!

Should I buy a 2012 diary?

 

[lucypevensie]

You could get a big discount if you buy a 2011 diary.

Have you done everything you had on your 2011 to-do list?

 

[soyunagile7980]

I didn't have a 2011 to-do list. Guess I'll start a 2012 to-do list.

What should my first item be on this list?

 

[lucypevensie]

1. Crack all your knuckles. 2. Take a deep breath.

Wanna play Uno?

 

[SparkyMaddie]

Uno you know uno? I dunno if uno is ..well you know..


Do you have bugs yet

 

[soyunagile7980]

Like on my computer? I once had a trojan horse!

What kind of bugs do you have?

 

[Shalico2007]

What kind of bugs do you have?

Tweedledee and Tweedledum dung bugs.

How long does it take to scrape mold off the moon?

 

[lucypevensie]

Not very long. Have you seen the moon? It's about the size of a nickel.

why do bananas taste better sliced up and eaten with a fork?

 

[soyunagile7980]

Because you are eating smaller pieces at a time thus giving the brain more time to register the taste, smell, etc. Same goes for slices of cheese as opposed to biting a chunk of cheese from the brick...cold cuts too.

If I were to go back in time, would I meet my younger self?

 

[WannaWitness]

I don't know, but when you're there, say hello to Jimney Cricket for me, will you?

Why did some of the cartoon characters from old times wear white gloves?

 

[soyunagile7980]

Like Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny? My favorite classics!
So that they could check for dusty furniture on the set.

Why do dogs wag their tails when they're happy but cats do this when they're angry?

 

[lucypevensie]

The dogs have it all wrong, like with most other things dogs do. Cats rule!

Where did the phrase "raining like cats and dogs" come from?

 

[Shalico2007]

Where did the phrase "raining like cats and dogs" come from?

From inside your box of animal crackers.

Are there any ski lodges on the moon?

 

[WannaWitness]

Ask the guys who actually were there. They'd know better than I would.

How do we know if there are really two scoops of raisins in Kellogg's Raisin Bran?

 

[lucypevensie]

It says so in the commercial, and we all know commercials never consist of lies.

What do you advise I do right away after punching in at work today?

 

[Shalico2007]

What do you advise I do right away after punching in at work today?

Walk out the door and go home.

Why do baseball players always wear white?

 

[WannaWitness]

Would you rather that they wear plaid, instead?

Why don't people use the jokers in a game of Go Fish?

 

[lucypevensie]

Because the game Go Fish is absolutely no joke. In fact, I don't even know why they call it a "game". Serious stuff, man!

Why does my cursor disappear only when I type in this CF reply box???