I don't know about you, but I find this hilarious.
First: It's inflated with saline.
It sounds like one of those carnival shooting games where you try to inflate the balloon with the water gun.
What happens if they are overinflated? Can they pop?
One of these days we will see a video on America's Funniest Videos of a girl who sprung a leak during her wedding.
Can you inflate them with saline, what's stopping them from inflating it with something else?
"Yeah officer, we don't know where she went, she was just filling up balloons for the Christmas party and disappeared."
And what's with the port anyway? Today it's a port for saline, what next? A USB port?
Just plug it into your computer and select your size. Also comes with 1 gigabyte of storage memory.