That slippery slope we've all been talking about has FINALLY occurred!

I have decided to marry my cat.

I know that Abyssinian according to the literal interpretation of Scriptures which many of you use, but the love I have for my cat has been Birmin in my heart for a long time. Frankly, I don't Korat all what you think of this arrangement -- it's between me and my cat.

She and I will be discussing the date -- probably as early as May, since this will be her third (human) birthday, but she will be 21 cat years old and therefore of majority in all states. I have known many cats before this one, but she is my Maine love.

I would bring my other cat along during our honeymoon, but I don't want Himalayan around with us or Persian on the dresser when we're trying to be alone. Somali idea of having another cat coming along with us Coon ruin the whole effect; and a fit of Angora'll ruin the whole homeymoon.

Of course, you are ALL are invited to the wedding.

Now, you'll have to excuse me: we've got to attend to preparations. There's so much to do that I'm getting a case of the Russian Blues!

LOL

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"America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves – if our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky to live as long as Ann Nixon Cooper, what change will they see? What progress will we have made?

This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment. This is our time – to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth – that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope, and where we are met with cynicism, and doubt, and those who tell us that we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people:

Yes We Can. "

President Barack Obama
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Do you need any help preparing for the ceremony or reception? If so, Siamese up and let me know what you need me to do.

(Puns are my favorite form of humor! )

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Lighting candles, since cursing the dark doesn't seem to be working.

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I do not feel compelled to believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect intended us to forgo their use. -- Galileo

I blame the homosexual agenda for this atrocity.

yeah, um, elanor? That wasn't a pun. That was a homophone.

I'd make the raddest mod ever.

This forum is supposedly for news and current events..I believe we have a humor/parody forum if you care to use it

I think humor is allowed here as a welcome break. But then again, I am not a mod.

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Lighting candles, since cursing the dark doesn't seem to be working.

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I do not feel compelled to believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect intended us to forgo their use. -- Galileo

I don't think it would be relevant over at the humor and jokes forum.