Evolutionists: If evolution was absolutely disproven, what would you do?

I'd go make some clam chowder, New England style, I'd put it inside of a hollowed out keyser bun and let gluttony get the best of me. If evolution was disproven, it would probably mean puctuated equilibrium was proven, so I'd go with that (I know it's a form of evolution, but technically it's not the same thing).

We're running under the assumption that both evolution is proved false and creation is proved true. Not that because evolution is proven false creation true. At least that's what I think he's saying, though admittedly a most common mistake among creationists is to asssume that if evolution is false that creation is true, but I will try to be generous to his position to avoid creating a strawman.

As for alternate possibilities, just assume that somehow it was exactly as genesis said. So yes, while aliens might have created us, if these were the same aliens that produced Jesus and whatnot then I see nothing wrong with praising them. I think we could rule out another deity; what possible reason would it have to prove another religion true?

Why has no one asked the obvious in counter of the OP?

"If the almighty Ogg appeared to you in the cosmic teacup, would you convert to Oggism? or would you blindly and falsely continue whatever unholy belief you held previously?

well I suppose that isn'T the topic of the thread counter-questions are ok, but question-counter question - counter counter question can get boring after a while.

I mean if the all forms of evolution were absolutely, positively, totally disproven. No ifs ands or buts. Say even an audible voice boomed from the sky and told you biblical creation were totally true. What would YOU do?

I'm asking an honest question and so I am looking for honest answers. I do not have hidden motives.