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The conversations before the flood. Can you think of any more?
Ah, dad. Yes son. Ah, we've been in this ark for 6 days now. Yes, I know that son. Well, ah, dad, were still in the driveway and I don't see any rain yet. Well, just be patient son. Dad, CNN is outside and they are going to air this whole thing. Shem, just relax and go feed the animal. Well, dad, if it doesn't start raining tomorrow I am out of hear, and I'm taking my dog with me!
__________________ For it is God who works in you, both to will and to do for His good pleasure. Do all things without grumbling or disputing; so that you will be blameless and harmless, sons of God without rebuke in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom you shine forth as lights to the world, holding forth the word of life... Phil 2:13-16 To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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Son: Oh... mom!
Mom: What?
Son: Dad's on one of his vanity projects again!
Mom: Oh dear, what now son?
Son: He wants to build this big boat and float around!
Mom: What? Why's that?
Son: Ehh... he thinks God told him too. I told him to see someone about those hallucinations but he refuses.
Mom: I'll talk to him.
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Write that down and gift it to all of your friends. Makes a great holyday gift.
"Arguing with idiots is like banging your head on a rock. All you end up with is a headache and nothing to show for it."
- Brian H. West (1986-?)
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There is a classic comedy routine about Noah. Bill Cosby did it.
Noah to God:
"I'm tired of this. Have you seen all the s-h-i-t down there? Who do you think is gonna clean all that up? If you think I'm going to clean all that up you're crazy!"
__________________ "If sound science appears to contradict the Bible, we may be sure that it is our interpretation of the Bible that is at fault." Christian Observer, 1832, pg. 437
"Christians should look on evolution simply as the method by which God works." Rev. James McCosh, theologian and President of Princeton, 1890
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