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19th January 2004, 08:49 PM
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The conversations before the flood. Can you think of any more?
Ah, dad. Yes son. Ah, we've been in this ark for 6 days now. Yes, I know that son. Well, ah, dad, were still in the driveway and I don't see any rain yet. Well, just be patient son. Dad, CNN is outside and they are going to air this whole thing. Shem, just relax and go feed the animal. Well, dad, if it doesn't start raining tomorrow I am out of hear, and I'm taking my dog with me! 
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Phil 2:13-16
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19th January 2004, 10:24 PM
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Mom: What?
Son: Dad's on one of his vanity projects again!
Mom: Oh dear, what now son?
Son: He wants to build this big boat and float around!
Mom: What? Why's that?
Son: Ehh... he thinks God told him too. I told him to see someone about those hallucinations but he refuses.
Mom: I'll talk to him.
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20th January 2004, 07:36 AM
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20th January 2004, 09:11 AM
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Mrs Noah: WHAT!!! I thought you packed them! |
20th January 2004, 11:43 AM
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Noah to God:
"I'm tired of this. Have you seen all the s-h-i-t down there? Who do you think is gonna clean all that up? If you think I'm going to clean all that up you're crazy!"
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"If sound science appears to contradict the Bible, we may be sure that it is our interpretation of the Bible that is at fault." Christian Observer, 1832, pg. 437
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20th January 2004, 08:39 PM
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