On some dried goo, God blew, then you.

Here's some humerous haikus I thought of about creationism, they are strictly humor, they aren't offensive.

At a time long past
Skydad made a mud man live
Silly flood ensues

Scientific schpiel
It defies the perfect word
Eat my pet theory

My mind won't accept
My emotions won't let it
Have fun in hell scum

Because there's a mistaken idea in this society that soundbyes make one sound clever.

There's an even more mistaken idea that being clever is a substitute for being right.

Hovind has proven this to be a true statement. Often clever, never right. Crowds laugh and say what a convincing fellow he is.