On some dried goo, God blew, then you.

Here's some humerous haikus I thought of about creationism, they are strictly humor, they aren't offensive.

At a time long past
Skydad made a mud man live
Silly flood ensues

Scientific schpiel
It defies the perfect word
Eat my pet theory

My mind won't accept
My emotions won't let it
Have fun in hell scum

Because there's a mistaken idea in this society that soundbyes make one sound clever.

There's an even more mistaken idea that being clever is a substitute for being right.

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To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper!
You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other.

See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

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Hovind has proven this to be a true statement. Often clever, never right. Crowds laugh and say what a convincing fellow he is.