"You so totally rock, Squirt! Give me some fin....Noggin'....Dude!" -Crush, the Turtle.
"He's trying to tell me something, I know it!" - Marlin
"Heeeeeere's Brucie!" - Bruce, the shark.
Mr Ray: All new explorers must answer a science question. What kind of home do you live in? Nemo: An anemonemone. Amnemonemomne.
Mr. Ray: Just stop, before you hurt yourself.
"Wow. Wish I could speak whale!" - Dory
"[Reading a door] Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". Hey, it's spelled just like escape" - Dory
"I carried a watermelon" The REAL best line from Dirty Dancing
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Delivering the eulogy for Aunt Edna...
"O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break." -- Clark Griswold
Can you imagine what God would be thinking if someone said this at a real eulogy?!?!?! LOL!!!..
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"Hey Clark, you look like you could use a cold one." -- Cousin Eddie
"I sure could, Eddie." -- Clark Eddie hands Clark the beer he's been drinking and gets a new one for himself.
Maybe a little. All the system sounds on my 'puter are from the Holy Grail.
Sir Galahad: Let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: But, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's unhealthy.
Oh, I also have the lumberjack song.
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American Pie - Oz in the choir: "you sound great man - I think you need your b@lls reattached"
Police Academy movies, particularly the sound effects guy.
Or the soft-voiced lady: Could you um please um sit down? excuse me? SIT DOWN AND BUTTON YOUR LIP!
Bridget Jones's Diary: I think the gravy needs sieving
The Crow: don't you ever f@@@@@ die?
American Pie 2: the whole scene of Stifler in "lesbian stronghold". In fact, anything Stifler!
And if anyone thinks this isn't fit christian viewing, I direct them to the scene in Monty Python's Meaning of Life with the headmaster's sex ed lesson!
Man, I love that movie! 
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