Originally Posted by robnewbold Becaue the Word of God is the answer to all things, and it is the guidebook for life.. But since you ask, I had a discussion with a friend a few days ago.
Oh, nonsense. It would take more than 1000 pages to answer everything.
The Bible is not an answer to everything. It just tells you how to live a good life and love Jesus and God and believe in them.
It can even be summarized.
Jesus: I am the son of God, love me and do some other stuff and you will probably go to heaven.
Masses: Okay.
Pharisees: No we will crucify you
Judas: Yeah.
Pontius Pilate: Okay.
Jesus: E-loi, E-loi, la'ma sa-bach'tha-ni?
Pharisees: Yay.
Masses: *Cry*
Peter: I deny you.
Cock: Crew!
Peter: I deny you.
Peter: I deny you.
Cock: Crew!
Peter: *cries*
Mary: Hey the tomb's empty
Jesus: What's wrong with you people, I'm okay, see?
Masses: Yay.
Disciples: Yay.
Jesus: Okay but I have to go now bye.
Disciples: Okay.
Jesus: *Leaves*.
Does that really look like it has the answer to EVERYTHING?