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20th May 2012, 10:37 PM
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Reps: 693,074,628,549,676,032 (power: 693,074,628,549,680) | | Originally Posted by Pamelav Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to
know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. “
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Bubba how about Tom
Cruise? “
“Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. ” So Bubba and his
boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom
Cruise, shouts, “Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and
join me for lunch! “
Although impressed, Bubba’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s
house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba’s knowing Cruise was just lucky.
“No, no, just name anyone else, ” Bubba says.
“President Bush, ” his boss quickly retorts.
“Yep, ” Bubba says, “I know him, let’s fly out to Washington. ” And off they go.
At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss
over, saying, “Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but
you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch
up. “
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who
again implores him to name anyone else.
“The Pope, ” his boss replies. “Sure! ” says Bubba. “I’ve known the Pope a long
time. ” So off they fly to Rome.
Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba
says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these
people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll
come out on the balcony with the Pope. ” And he disappears into the crowd headed
toward St. Peter’s.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But
by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is
surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss’s side, Bubba asks him,
“What happened? “
His boss looks up and says, “I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on
the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, “Who’s that on the
balcony with Bubba? “ | 
20th May 2012, 10:42 PM
| | what are you waiting for?

| | Join Date: 5th April 2012 Location: at my house
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Reps: 1,568,110,785,794,238,208 (power: 0) | | | Ha! Originally Posted by Colleen1 Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road? A: To break on through to the other side.
Colleen, that was so bad it has me laughing. I can't get the visual and song outta my nogin. | 
20th May 2012, 10:45 PM
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| | Join Date: 5th April 2012 Location: at my house
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Reps: 1,568,110,785,794,238,208 (power: 0) | | Originally Posted by Montalban Speaking of which...
I tried to call this Bejing-based Chinese activist. I spoke to an operator and asked to speak long dissidents. I got a spokesman for the communists. I didn't ask for the party line!!!
*shakes head* ......Oh, monty. | 
22nd May 2012, 12:26 AM
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22nd May 2012, 12:30 AM
|  | god is on my side, rom. 8:31 Angels Team

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__________________ Faith makes things possible, not easy | 
22nd May 2012, 01:25 AM
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Reps: 2,946,003,535,378,828,800 (power: 0) | | Originally Posted by whitebeaches i dont know how much can a koala bear?
I don't think anyone's answered it. There may be an opportunity to study in Australia for you.
Alternatively, how much can a Koala bare?? | 
22nd May 2012, 01:26 AM
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Half way, after that it's running out. | 
22nd May 2012, 01:29 AM
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22nd May 2012, 01:30 AM
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Reps: 1,568,110,785,794,238,208 (power: 0) | | | This much Originally Posted by Montalban I don't think anyone's answered it. There may be an opportunity to study in Australia for you.
Alternatively, how much can a Koala bare?? | 
22nd May 2012, 01:49 AM
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Reps: 2,946,003,535,378,828,800 (power: 0) | | Originally Posted by seekertruth72 why did the chicken cross the road?
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