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Did God Make Women Stupid?
A man said to his wife, how can anyone so beautiful be so stupid? The wife answered, God made me beautiful so that you'd be attracted to me, and He made me stupid so I'd be attracted to you.
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Classic joke.
5th April 2012, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by WayonDown Classic joke.
New to me.
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LOL!! She doesn't sound stupid at all!!
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Originally Posted by dollarsbill A man said to his wife, how can anyone so beautiful be so stupid? The wife answered, God made me beautiful so that you'd be attracted to me, and He made me stupid so I'd be attracted to you.
Oh, buuuurn! xD
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LOL, good one!
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Originally Posted by webman1200 LOL, good one!
I'm still laughing!
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Thanks for posting this. I really like this joke
15th August 2012, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by ILoveJesus1 Thanks for posting this. I really like this joke
Every time I think of it I giggle. It's too realistic
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