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Unread 16th March 2011, 02:42 AM
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Denominational Jokes!

These are some of my favorite denominational jokes. These are not meant to offend, but only to take a few friendly jabs at your brothers and sisters.

Add your own, if you have any.

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Q: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, one to get the moonshine.

Q: How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They still use candles.
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How many "spiritual warriors"?

4: 1 to replace the bulb, 3 to bind the spirit of darkness
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IRS Agent:
Pastor Mr Jones here claims he donated $9,000.00 on his tax return...
Did he?

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He will!
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