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This is so true...
I was sent this in the mail today. It's a rather twisted view, yet still true.
THIS THE VERY BEST ONE YET!!!!! THE TRUTH
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonder s who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor; then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
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Last edited by Studeclunker; 6th November 2009 at 12:01 PM.
Really, all you need to do is look at what the Obama adminstration wants to do for the country to see that the majority of those "stereotypes" are not far from the truth at all.
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If someone wants everyone to be healthy regardless of class, a conservative demands that all are not worthy of the best health care, because the almighty dollar reigns, and pharmaceutical lobbyists have to spend their money some how.
If someone wants all life to be protected from conception, a liberal demands that abortion should be legal, because yet again the almighty dollar reigns, and feminist lobbyists have to spend their money some how.
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In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us with groans that words cannot express.
Romans 8:26
How true that all is!! 
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