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7th November 2009, 04:16 AM
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Reps: 19,391,142,157,809,696 (power: 19,391,142,157,824) | | I tried to post a criticism of Obama. Before I knew what was happening, winged monkeys crashed through my window, stole my cable modem, and abducted me. As this is a family forum, I won't go into all the details of what those creatures did to me.
I found myself strapped into a chair. My eyelids were propped open and I was made to watch hours and hours of Obama speeches while probes were inserted into me. Again, since this is a family forum, I can't say where the probes were inserted. Watch South Park if you really want to know. I passed out at some point in time and the next thing I knew I was in a crop circle next to a mutilated cow with the mother of all hangovers.
But I know the error of my ways now. Obama is truly the Messiah come to lead us all to happier lives, and we should praise him and adore him. To know Obama is to love him.  |
7th November 2009, 07:16 AM
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7th November 2009, 08:14 AM
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Reps: 120,153,750,948,296,832 (power: 120,153,750,948,316) | | Originally Posted by TheNewWorldMan  I tried to post a criticism of Obama. Before I knew what was happening, winged monkeys crashed through my window, stole my cable modem, and abducted me. As this is a family forum, I won't go into all the details of what those creatures did to me.
I found myself strapped into a chair. My eyelids were propped open and I was made to watch hours and hours of Obama speeches while probes were inserted into me. Again, since this is a family forum, I can't say where the probes were inserted. Watch South Park if you really want to know. I passed out at some point in time and the next thing I knew I was in a crop circle next to a mutilated cow with the mother of all hangovers.
But I know the error of my ways now. Obama is truly the Messiah come to lead us all to happier lives, and we should praise him and adore him. To know Obama is to love him.
Yea, I hate it when that happens.
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7th November 2009, 12:25 PM
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Reps: 1,495,147,958,621,932,544 (power: 1,495,147,958,621,946) | | Originally Posted by lawtonfogle Indoctrination?
<insert video of Jesus camp here>
If Jesus camp were doing what they did with TAX DOLLARS collected for EDUCATION, then we would be comparing apples to apples.
Fail.
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7th November 2009, 05:58 PM
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7th November 2009, 10:45 PM
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7th November 2009, 11:20 PM
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Reps: 12,098,800,393,032 (power: 12,098,800,410) | | Originally Posted by Steve Petersen If Jesus camp were doing what they did with TAX DOLLARS collected for EDUCATION, then we would be comparing apples to apples.
Fail.
The comparison was indoctrination, which can occur irrespective of where the funding originates. |
8th November 2009, 10:34 AM
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Reps: 7,463,217,375,786,638 (power: 0) | | Originally Posted by Belk I'll bring your suggestion up at the next meeting of the "Indoctrinate students who will finally be old enough to vote 10 years after Obama is out of office" branch of the EAC.
The first rule of EAC is DON'T TALK ABOUT EAC!
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8th November 2009, 12:27 PM
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Reps: 293,424,014,973,578,752 (power: 293,424,014,973,591) | | Originally Posted by CaDan The first rule of EAC is DON'T TALK ABOUT EAC!
Duh.  Originally Posted by Knights who say NI Don't say that word! You said "it" again. Now I said "It". Augh!
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8th November 2009, 12:57 PM
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Reps: 205,146,621,849,477,600 (power: 0) | | Originally Posted by The Lady Kate So, men are bad, flags are prsiseworthy. Got it.
Indeed - if you want a real example of something that's not accomplished anything, try looking at the inanimate piece of cloth. | | |
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