I tried to post a criticism of Obama. Before I knew what was happening, winged monkeys crashed through my window, stole my cable modem, and abducted me. As this is a family forum, I won't go into all the details of what those creatures did to me.
I found myself strapped into a chair. My eyelids were propped open and I was made to watch hours and hours of Obama speeches while probes were inserted into me. Again, since this is a family forum, I can't say where the probes were inserted. Watch South Park if you really want to know. I passed out at some point in time and the next thing I knew I was in a crop circle next to a mutilated cow with the mother of all hangovers.
But I know the error of my ways now. Obama is truly the Messiah come to lead us all to happier lives, and we should praise him and adore him. To know Obama is to love him.
__________________ NOTE: To posts seriously comparing Barack Obama to Adolf Hitler, I respond only with pictures of cute, fuzzy animals.
I think we all know who these kids will be voting for in the 2012 elections.
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The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. -Thomas Paine
If I speak in human and angelic tongues but do not have love, I am a resounding gong or a clashing cymbal. And if I have the gift of prophesy and comprehend all mysteries and all knowledge; if I have all faith so as to move mountains but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give away everything I own, and if I hand my body over so that I may boast but do not have love, I gain nothing. Love is patient, love is kind. It is not jealous, love is not pompous, it is not inflated, it is not rude, it does not seek its own interests, it is not quick-tempered, it does not brood over injury, it does not rejoice over wrongdoing but rejoices with the truth. It bears all things, believes in all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails. -Corinthians 13
I never bought into "Original Sin". Human beings are not criminals by nature. -Batman
I tried to post a criticism of Obama. Before I knew what was happening, winged monkeys crashed through my window, stole my cable modem, and abducted me. As this is a family forum, I won't go into all the details of what those creatures did to me.
I found myself strapped into a chair. My eyelids were propped open and I was made to watch hours and hours of Obama speeches while probes were inserted into me. Again, since this is a family forum, I can't say where the probes were inserted. Watch South Park if you really want to know. I passed out at some point in time and the next thing I knew I was in a crop circle next to a mutilated cow with the mother of all hangovers.
But I know the error of my ways now. Obama is truly the Messiah come to lead us all to happier lives, and we should praise him and adore him. To know Obama is to love him.
Yea, I hate it when that happens.
__________________ "So here we are, wallowing in our dysfunction. Governed -- if you listen to the rabble rousers -- by a black nationalist from Kenya smuggled into the United States to kill Sarah Palin's baby. " Bill Moyers.
If Jesus camp were doing what they did with TAX DOLLARS collected for EDUCATION, then we would be comparing apples to apples.
Fail.
__________________ Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their consciences. –C.S. Lewis”
I'll bring your suggestion up at the next meeting of the "Indoctrinate students who will finally be old enough to vote 10 years after Obama is out of office" branch of the EAC.
The first rule of EAC is DON'T TALK ABOUT EAC!
Duh.
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No peace among the nations without peace among the religions.
No peace among the religions without dialogue among the religions.
No dialogue among the religions without investigation of the foundation of the religions. ~Hans Küng
Don't say that word! You said "it" again. Now I said "It". Augh!
__________________ No silicon heaven? Where would all of the calculators go?
Kryton
Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. The soul that knows it not, knows no release from little things; Knows not the livid loneliness of fear, nor mountain hights where bitter joy can hear the sound of wings. How can life grant us boon of living, compensate for dull gray ugliness and pregnant hate unless we dare the soul's dominion? Each time we make a choice, we pay with courage to behold restless day, and count it fair.
Amelia Earhart
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