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Old 27th October 2009, 01:07 AM
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Best joke ever!

Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: I eat mop.
Person 2: I eat mop who?

(say it outloud if you don't get it.)
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Old 27th October 2009, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Mouth View Post
Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: I eat mop.
Person 2: I eat mop who?

(say it outloud if you don't get it.)
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Old 5th November 2009, 12:46 AM
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Old 7th November 2009, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Mouth View Post
Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: I eat mop.
Person 2: I eat mop who?

(say it outloud if you don't get it.)
Ha ha, dog's sometimes do that.
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Old 19th December 2009, 08:53 AM
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I dont get it.
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Old 20th December 2009, 06:40 PM
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I EAT MOP WHO!!!

Umm...I still don't get it...
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Old 9th January 2010, 07:51 PM
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that was funny
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Old 9th January 2010, 07:58 PM
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Haha, I heard it like this:

-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-smell mop
-smell mop who?
-I'd rather not!
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Old 10th January 2010, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Big Mouth View Post
Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: I eat mop.
Person 2: I eat mop who?

(say it outloud if you don't get it.)
lol
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Old 31st January 2010, 10:53 AM
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Oh that is just sick! Funny... but sick! LOL!!!
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