Rock, Paper, and Scissors

This is a simple RPG, following the adventures of three lifesize, talking items. Rock, the dopey boulder. Paper, the booksmart yet naive notepad. And Scissors the trouble making, nutty pair of scissors. These three are house mates in the suburbs of Utensil City.

This game is different from others because anyone may add to the story. The goal is to make as many random funny things happen to these three characters. Almost anything can happen.

Rules:

1. When adding to the story, the poster must leave an unfinished sentence at the end for the next poster to finish.
2. No one may end the story.
3. If Rock, Paper, and Scissors die, the story will continue with them in the afterlife. And they may be revived later.

I'll start...

Scissors was sitting on the couch and watching TV when the local news interrupts and says...

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"We may not know what the future holds, but we do know Who holds the future."

"Paper and rock have been meshed together they need your help!" so scissors goes over to help them when all of the sudden...

...Pepper the Fairy appears with an urgent message, "Hey, you there! HEY!!! Scissors! You listening!? HEY--!"

"What!?" Scissors replies.

"Don't run! You might poke out an eye!"

To this Scissors replies...

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"We may not know what the future holds, but we do know Who holds the future."

"I think I already did." and pokes Pepper and fairy accidentally in the eye. "whoops!" he said and continued running towards paper and rock. He finds them jammed together on the road rolling straight towards the jewelry store when they accidentally....

...crash into a manure truck. This brought their momentum down so they stopped before hitting the jewelry store.

Scissors took this opportunity to...

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"We may not know what the future holds, but we do know Who holds the future."

....Snip paper in the back and try to tug him out from under rock and cut him in half and then in the midst of all that.....