Hey, why not toss in a few enormous meteor strikes and massive earthquakes?

From AiG

"Creationists often think of the Flood as a big geological disaster, and rightly so. When the water overflowed the land, it left behind millions of cubic miles of new rock and fossils. Massive volcanoes exploded all around the globe. Even the continents moved."

Must be awfully fun thinking up this<staff edit> . Then we have this:

"The years right after the Flood must have been especially difficult. Wild plant life was relatively sparse. The few trees alive were just saplings."

source

Yeah, after going through 314-370 days under water, massive exploding volcanoes, and huge shifts in the continents, there would be some vegetation that still survived. Give me a break!

Give you a break?? Get a clue!

Thank you soooooo much. I can see now why creationists have taken me to task. I was simply ignorant of their brand of truth. Mine eyes have have been opened, and boy do they hurt

'Supports the Biblical story of the delusion in every detail'.

Of course it does - after the fact. I would be interested to know how many laws of physics it breaks, though.

This kind of massaging of facts to fit, reminds of why the Gospels are reasonably 'consistent' - the trick is to ignore all the accounts that don't support the story you want to tell, and then burn the heretics. Soon there's only one story left.