A huge problem has arisin, if reports are to be believed.
that problem?
Sex.
Christian Sex in the church!
that's right! the amount of Christian sex in this 21st century is staggering!
Some people say that it doesn't matter. That it doesn't matter if you engage yourself with one of the sex, or another.
the Catholic Church, however, decries the practice completely. They point the finger at the panapoly of protestant sex, and call it a very bad thing.
they believe that there is no place for sex with in the Christian faith.
I myself am involved with non denominational sex... but of course, some people believe that calling yourself non denominational is a fallacy, and you're just another involved with one of the protestant sex..... and.... wait....
hold on.
sorry all, proofreading software didn't catch the error.
that should be SECTS.
my bad.... nothing to see here!
This delicious parody brought to you by Uphill Battle.
And out of that sex is the multitude of denominations...
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O Jehovah, our Lord, how majestic is Your name in all the earth; You have set Your glory above the heavens! Psa 8:2 Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings, You have ordained strength, because of the ones distressing You, to cause the enemy and the avenger to cease. Psa 8:3 When I look upon Your heavens, the work of Your fingers: the moon and the stars which You have fixed; Psa 8:4 what is man that You are mindful of him, and the son of man, that You visit him? Psa 8:5 For You have made him lack a little from God; and have crowned him with glory and honor. Psa 8:6 You made him rule over the works of Your hands; You have put all under his feet: Psa 8:7 all flocks and oxen, and also the animals of the field, Psa 8:8 the birds of the heavens, and the fish of the sea, all that pass through the sea. Psa 8:9 O Jehovah, our Lord, how majestic is Your name in all the earth!
does that mean no pictures were available at the time of this writing?
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If guns cause violence keyboards cause typos. Only the naive believe objects are capable of conscious acts.
All sorts of surprises can occur when the preacher takes the Bible seriously. Leander keck in The Bible in the Pulpit
"Whenever any form of government is destructive of these ends [life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness] it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government in such form as to them shall seem most likely to affect their safety and happiness.” Declaration of Independence, 1776
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