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8th July 2009, 12:59 PM
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8th July 2009, 01:00 PM
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8th July 2009, 01:09 PM
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8th July 2009, 02:13 PM
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Reps: 1,754,860,823,951,684,608 (power: 1,754,860,823,951,711) | | Originally Posted by Polycarp1  Another large problem is the amount of violets in the Church.
"Come and See the Violets Inherent in the System!" 
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8th July 2009, 02:27 PM
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8th July 2009, 03:00 PM
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A bunch of denominations populated by only single people: Premarital sects.
moving to a new town to find out there is only a Catholic Church: Lack of sects
numerous pentacostal denominations: vigorous sects
moving from Baptist to lutheran to methodist: sects change
nondenominational : Ambiguous sects preferance
denominations populated by very old people: Post-menopausal sects
an unhealthy zealotry towards your chosen denominations: sects addiction
church denominations meeting exclusively on online forums: Cybersects
Denominations created by Reverend Oral Roberts (well... I'll let you figure that one out.)
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8th July 2009, 03:02 PM
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8th July 2009, 03:39 PM
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Reps: 255,915,266,429,857,472 (power: 255,915,266,429,870) | | Originally Posted by Uphill Battle Don't read this if you're too young.
A bunch of denominations populated by only single people: Premarital sects.
moving to a new town to find out there is only a Catholic Church: Lack of sects
numerous pentacostal denominations: vigorous sects
moving from Baptist to lutheran to methodist: sects change
nondenominational : Ambiguous sects preferance
denominations populated by very old people: Post-menopausal sects
an unhealthy zealotry towards your chosen denominations: sects addiction
church denominations meeting exclusively on online forums: Cybersects
Denominations created by Reverend Oral Roberts (well... I'll let you figure that one out.) 
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8th July 2009, 03:46 PM
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Reps: 474,698,394,322,854,976 (power: 474,698,394,322,865) | | Originally Posted by Uphill Battle Don't read this if you're too young.
A bunch of denominations populated by only single people: Premarital sects.
moving to a new town to find out there is only a Catholic Church: Lack of sects
numerous pentacostal denominations: vigorous sects
moving from Baptist to lutheran to methodist: sects change
nondenominational : Ambiguous sects preferance
denominations populated by very old people: Post-menopausal sects
an unhealthy zealotry towards your chosen denominations: sects addiction
church denominations meeting exclusively on online forums: Cybersects
Denominations created by Reverend Oral Roberts (well... I'll let you figure that one out.)
The World Council of Churches: group sects? |
8th July 2009, 03:55 PM
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