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4th July 2009, 02:26 AM
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Reps: 59,298,758,133,519,840 (power: 59,298,758,133,525) | | Originally Posted by Child-of-Zion  " Hey God... so, why did You create nipple hair? I mean what was the point?? Oh and where did You come from?"
to which God will just laugh and say 'Brian! You goofball! Come here--'
and then He'll probably give me a noogie. 
Brian, you goofball 
Praise God that you've informed us all of proper noogie technique. We shall now all be firmly established in love. 
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4th July 2009, 02:34 AM
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4th July 2009, 02:36 AM
|  | My ♥ is hidden in GOD~ want to find me ~ find GOD
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Reps: 5,138,180,531,435,921,408 (power: 5,138,180,531,435,941) | | | I just want to thank HIM I was there.. in heaven with HIM.. I would say.. that was you.. wasn't it.. all those times.. when things happened that I knew without seeing it was you... I'd just want to thank HIM..
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4th July 2009, 02:38 AM
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Reps: 59,298,758,133,519,840 (power: 59,298,758,133,525) | | Originally Posted by peacechild4 I just want to thank HIM I was there.. in heaven with HIM.. I would say.. that was you.. wasn't it.. all those times.. when things happened that I knew without seeing it was you... I'd just want to thank HIM.. 
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4th July 2009, 03:06 AM
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Abstain from all appearance of evil."
~1 Thessalonians 5:21-22 posted by ViaCrucis:
It's not even "too much Old Testament", in the Old Testament God is compassionate, shows mercy, is patient and long-suffering. Consider the lesson we learn from Jonah, or the word delivered to Ezekiel that God does not desire the death of the wicked, that God takes no pleasure or joy in the destruction of the wicked by desires that that the wicked repent and change their ways so they might live and have life. God has always been a merciful, compassionate, kind and patient God who has no desire for the destruction of the wicked, who has loving-kindness for the sinner and for the wicked person to change their ways and truly live and have life. -CryptoLutheran |
4th July 2009, 03:21 AM
| | My ♥ is hidden in GOD~ want to find me ~ find GOD
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4th July 2009, 01:57 PM
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Reps: 18,878,599,632,071,180 (power: 18,878,599,632,078) | | I have pre-thought this question before.
"Where did all of the people come from that Cain was afraid of from being turned out of the garden of Eden"?
What happened to the rest of the story in Jonah? We all know that Nineveh was blessed by jonah with the announcement to repent and then perished like 150 years later, right?
God destroyed Nineveh so bad that they just found the ruins about fifty years ago.
But what happened to Jonah or perhaps God just wanted us to think about the plight of Jonah and how we shouldn't complain about our surroundings. Originally Posted by end of the book of Jonah 9 Then God said to Jonah, “Is it right for you to be angry about the plant?” Originally Posted by end of the book of Jonah And he said, “It is right for me to be angry, even to death!” 10 But the Lord said, “You have had pity on the plant for which you have
not labored, nor made it grow, which came up in a night and perished in a night.
11 And should I not pity Nineveh, that great city, in which are more than one hundred
and twenty thousand persons who cannot discern between their right hand and their left—and much livestock? Originally Posted by end of the book of Jonah
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4th July 2009, 02:11 PM
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Reps: 18,878,599,632,071,180 (power: 18,878,599,632,078) | | Originally Posted by peacechild4 If I was there before loved ones.. and it was a brief visit .. meaning I was going back to earth.. I would ask the LORD how to share HIM with my loved one and friends.. so that they could understand...
Almost forgot ... I would like to do this too with the same answer ... I'm kind of shy especially when they start blaming God for all of the wars and the poor hungry people in Africa like it's his fault. By the time they get through ranting a raving I can't think what to say ... not that it would do any good.
Only the Holy Spirit can break down these family members of mine. Lord knows I have prayed for Him to do this, but if they grieve me surely they must grieve Him too. 
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4th July 2009, 02:16 PM
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Reps: 295,323,224,004 (power: 295,323,228) | | On a comical note, I'd ask him "Why did you have to make fire ants!"
(can you guess who was working in the garden this morning?)
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5th July 2009, 12:36 AM
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__________________ "Prove all things;
hold fast that which is good.
Abstain from all appearance of evil."
~1 Thessalonians 5:21-22 posted by ViaCrucis:
It's not even "too much Old Testament", in the Old Testament God is compassionate, shows mercy, is patient and long-suffering. Consider the lesson we learn from Jonah, or the word delivered to Ezekiel that God does not desire the death of the wicked, that God takes no pleasure or joy in the destruction of the wicked by desires that that the wicked repent and change their ways so they might live and have life. God has always been a merciful, compassionate, kind and patient God who has no desire for the destruction of the wicked, who has loving-kindness for the sinner and for the wicked person to change their ways and truly live and have life. -CryptoLutheran | | |
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