" Hey God... so, why did You create nipple hair? I mean what was the point?? Oh and where did You come from?"
to which God will just laugh and say 'Brian! You goofball! Come here--'
and then He'll probably give me a noogie.
Brian, you goofball
Praise God that you've informed us all of proper noogie technique. We shall now all be firmly established in love.
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The only souvenirs here are bloody knuckles and broken bones.
- Kung Fu Panda
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.
- Wallace Stevens
To love at all is to be vulnerable.
- C.S. Lewis, "The Four Loves"
What's easy really is often the enemy of what's best and most fulfilling.
-Latteda
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wanting to love Jesus and His mother more and more
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I would want to know if He was a carpenter like his earth dad.
__________________ When Jesus saw his mother there, and the disciple whom he loved standing nearby, he said to his mother, "Dear woman, here is your son," and to the disciple, "Here is your mother" (John 19:26-27). I am not ashamed of my mother!
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. Amen.
I just want to thank HIM I was there.. in heaven with HIM.. I would say.. that was you.. wasn't it.. all those times.. when things happened that I knew without seeing it was you... I'd just want to thank HIM..
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Feed the people around you with your smiles, and your face will become like Christ's inexhaustible basket of bread that fed thousands of people. Your face can feed people hungry for love in their life or at that very moment. "There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread." - Mother Teresa ♥
I just want to thank HIM I was there.. in heaven with HIM.. I would say.. that was you.. wasn't it.. all those times.. when things happened that I knew without seeing it was you... I'd just want to thank HIM..
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Less Hate, More Frolicking
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The only souvenirs here are bloody knuckles and broken bones.
- Kung Fu Panda
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.
- Wallace Stevens
To love at all is to be vulnerable.
- C.S. Lewis, "The Four Loves"
What's easy really is often the enemy of what's best and most fulfilling.
-Latteda
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i'd climb on Abba's lap and ask Him to tell me what it means that He knew me before the foundation of the world
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To sustain the belief that there is no God, atheism has to demonstrate infinite knowledge, which is tantamount to saying, "I have infinite knowledge that there is no being in existence with infinite knowledge" --Ravi Zacharias
"God is in the rain."~Evey in V for Vendetta
"The unexamined life is not worth living". ~Socrates
i hated it when God insisted i "yawp!"
but He knew i must,
and that my life would not begin,
until i yawped.
We all must learn to yawp.
we MUST awaken the passion,
that part of us that feels intensely,
and is NOT afraid to say so
or to express it.
Otherwise we are just dead men walking.
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If I was there before loved ones.. and it was a brief visit .. meaning I was going back to earth.. I would ask the LORD how to share HIM with my loved one and friends.. so that they could understand...
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Feed the people around you with your smiles, and your face will become like Christ's inexhaustible basket of bread that fed thousands of people. Your face can feed people hungry for love in their life or at that very moment. "There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread." - Mother Teresa ♥
"Where did all of the people come from that Cain was afraid of from being turned out of the garden of Eden"?
What happened to the rest of the story in Jonah? We all know that Nineveh was blessed by jonah with the announcement to repent and then perished like 150 years later, right?
God destroyed Nineveh so bad that they just found the ruins about fifty years ago.
But what happened to Jonah or perhaps God just wanted us to think about the plight of Jonah and how we shouldn't complain about our surroundings.
Originally Posted by end of the book of Jonah
9 Then God said to Jonah, “Is it right for you to be angry about the plant?”
Originally Posted by end of the book of Jonah
And he said, “It is right for me to be angry, even to death!”
10 But the Lord said, “You have had pity on the plant for which you have not labored, nor made it grow, which came up in a night and perished in a night.
11 And should I not pity Nineveh, that great city, in which are more than one hundred and twenty thousand persons who cannot discern between their right hand and their left—and much livestock?
Originally Posted by end of the book of Jonah
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If I was there before loved ones.. and it was a brief visit .. meaning I was going back to earth.. I would ask the LORD how to share HIM with my loved one and friends.. so that they could understand...
Almost forgot ... I would like to do this too with the same answer ... I'm kind of shy especially when they start blaming God for all of the wars and the poor hungry people in Africa like it's his fault. By the time they get through ranting a raving I can't think what to say ... not that it would do any good.
Only the Holy Spirit can break down these family members of mine. Lord knows I have prayed for Him to do this, but if they grieve me surely they must grieve Him too.
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i'd ask Him to show me the trees of the field, clapping their hands in praise
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To sustain the belief that there is no God, atheism has to demonstrate infinite knowledge, which is tantamount to saying, "I have infinite knowledge that there is no being in existence with infinite knowledge" --Ravi Zacharias
"God is in the rain."~Evey in V for Vendetta
"The unexamined life is not worth living". ~Socrates
i hated it when God insisted i "yawp!"
but He knew i must,
and that my life would not begin,
until i yawped.
We all must learn to yawp.
we MUST awaken the passion,
that part of us that feels intensely,
and is NOT afraid to say so
or to express it.
Otherwise we are just dead men walking.
my journal/blog:
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.. meaning I was going back to earth.. I would ask the LORD how to share HIM with my loved one and friends.. so that they could understand... 
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