On Sunday, me and my fam were riding in the car with my grandmother. My dad was talking about how the new neighbors behind us have a three year old daughter. My grandma just sorta chirped in and said, "There's a baby sitting job for you!" I kinda lost it and said, "Are you out of your mind?" She said something about how I'd be fine. So I eventually just gave in and said, "Yeah, yeah I could probably do that, sure." It's best not to argue with grandma. I have to admit, she's kinda...I duno. I mean I don't even give the impression that I'm good with kids, as far as I'm concerned. Anyhow, I thought it was kinda funny.
I think I can imagine what working at a daycare would be like though.
"How was daycare honey?"
"Okay mom. The daycare man was very strange and idealistic. Also, he seemed content to dictate the various daycare rituals of eating time and nap time from his fortified position in the closet. To enforce his authority he payed several of the stronger kids to enforce the rules and from there on began approving the hanging of various propagandist posters such as, "Duckling's friend" and "Our Daycare Appointee". Each poster cleverly making use of social realism to gather subliminal support amongst the more impressionable kids. Midday, he promised to give up his position via election and allow for a Childrens' Republic but it never materialized. I suspect he only said this to avoid infraction from upper management. During snack time there was a shortage of chocolate, but he assured us that we had more chocolate than the children in other daycare groups."
I'd say I've a pretty good understanding of kids eh?
On Sunday, me and my fam were riding in the car with my grandmother. My dad was talking about how the new neighbors behind us have a three year old daughter. My grandma just sorta chirped in and said, "There's a baby sitting job for you!" I kinda lost it and said, "Are you out of your mind?" She said something about how I'd be fine. So I eventually just gave in and said, "Yeah, yeah I could probably do that, sure." It's best not to argue with grandma. I have to admit, she's kinda...I duno. I mean I don't even give the impression that I'm good with kids, as far as I'm concerned. Anyhow, I thought it was kinda funny.
I think I can imagine what working at a daycare would be like though.
"How was daycare honey?" "Okay mom. The daycare man was very strange and idealistic. Also, he seemed content to dictate the various daycare rituals of eating time and nap time from his fortified position in the closet. To enforce his authority he payed several of the stronger kids to enforce the rules and from there on began approving the hanging of various propagandist posters such as, "Duckling's friend" and "Our Daycare Appointee". Each poster cleverly making use of social realism to gather subliminal support amongst the more impressionable kids. Midday, he promised to give up his position via election and allow for a Childrens' Republic but it never materialized. I suspect he only said this to avoid infraction from upper management. During snack time there was a shortage of chocolate, but he assured us that we had more chocolate than the children in other daycare groups."
I'd say I've a pretty good understanding of kids eh?
I like how you run your daycare. I'd send my kids.
lol! Don't even get me started on the Chocolate wars! Or the uprising of the Childrens' Republic of Daycare, which was pitted against the Childrens' Daycare Democracy in an election that was going on over in the 2nd daycare group next door. When the children became unruly due to the second groups' unwillingness to share toys, I took advantage of the pro-toy sharing candidate, The Children's Republic of Daycare. I paid some of my very best to run a smear campaign against the anti-toy sharing candidate, Childrens' Daycare Democracy. Unfortunately this did not go well and the Childrens Daycare Democracy candidate won. Furious I began spreading rumors amongst the children that the election had been rigged; that the 2nd daycare group was devoid of democracy. If I'd wanted to I could've used the fabricated injustice to send in the Childrens' Daycare Liberation army under the pretense of bringing free elections to the 2nd daycare group. Meanwhile funding a fringe regime which was known for a communist toy sharing mentality. By about 3pm, the self dubbed, Toys for All, regime had overthrown the Children's Daycare Democracy candidate and a new party was in control of the 2nd daycare group. Unfortunately they caused unrest by allowing only 2 toys per child and they spread the rest around to everyone else. Fortunately, they were willing the share with my own daycare group. Meanwhile I'd created, amongst my own daycare jurisdiction, a Daycare Youth Core, all daycare children were required to give at least 2hr's of service. The Daycare Youth Core was instructed with keeping the daycare clean and spotting dissenters and reporting them. Then came the chocolate wars...but that's another story...for another time. *Closes story book, tells the adults that it's nap time now, folds and puts away their newspaper's and puts away their alcoholic drinks.*
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Some of the larger, "self-proclaimed" peace keeping daycare groups, discovered our plan to build a windmill and knocked it down. They've also placed sanctions on us. We now have limits on the number of toys we're allowed to import. And we're no longer allowed to import pure dark chocolate, after it was discovered that we we're planning on starting a Chocolate Weapons Program. We tried (and failed) to argue that we had as much right as any other daycare group to utilize the possible benefits of pure dark chocolate, but the daycare council wouldn't listen. Also, there's rumor that the Childrens Daycare Democracy might be sending a peacekeeping force to secure their interests for stability in our daycare group. We'll have to see how that goes. :/
I like how you run your daycare. I'd send my kids. 
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