Okay, keep it clean and appropriate folks, but I thought it would be nice to have a thread where we can just laugh and joke around. This thread is inspired by my friend kermit the frog, who is new here on CF and a new Christian. I think he needs to see some examples that show Christians and God have a sense of humor.
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ”I AM NOT HAPPY!!!”
So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?”
And then the fight started…..
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started…
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…
so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started…
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The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are But dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
I was sitting and thinking about the things of God when. "want to hear something funny but true." Go for it I said Lord! "When ask about money I told my follower to go and get a fish and look in it's mouth and they would fine gold. they did and there was gold there and they paid the taxes." "So tell me what is one of the signs of a christian?" a fish I said. "Man still looks for gold in it mouth doesn't he." I could only crack up.
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Why that? It's all your hear from TV. preachers they open thier mouths and look for gold.
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I saw Jacqueline walking down the street with one shoe on. I asked "Hey Jacqueline, did you lose a shoe?" She said "No, I found one."
__________________ If you have much of the Spirit of God, you must make up your mind to have much opposition, both in the Church and the world. Very likely the leading men in the Church will oppose you. There has always been opposition in the Church. So it was when Christ was on earth. If you are far above their state of feeling, Church members will oppose you. If any man will live godly in Christ Jesus, he must expect persecution. (2 Timothy 3:12) Often the elders, and even the minister, will oppose you, if you are filled with the Spirit of God.
It is sad that that is all you see in TV preachers
Perhaps you should try it and perhaps pay for the privledge out of your own pocket
It not my pocket my friend. " My God will meet all your needs without thinking about it or asking" And guess what He does over and above. And guess what I don't have to ask. And oh-may we feed all who come to the door of our church and paint and wood and the like just show up at the door what every is needed just shows up. Who would think it.
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It not my pocket my friend. " My God will meet all your needs without thinking about it or asking" And guess what He does over and above. And guess what I don't have to ask. And oh-may we feed all who come to the door of our church and paint and wood and the like just show up at the door what every is needed just shows up. Who would think it.
No He doesn't say dont ask He just says that He will supply more than you can ask
My friend God sees the heart of those asking as He also sees the heart of those condemning
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