| If you believe in Creationism...
1. Don't worry about MRSA or any antibiotic-resistant viruses or bacteria.
2. Get a pet. It's not that hard because there's only one breed of dog, right?
3. Don't ever rely on DNA evidence to help you in a trial-- that stuff's phony.
4. Don't reproduce. You'll be helping THEM (The Evil-utionists).
5. Don't get your appendix taken out; you need that!
6. Ignore special relativity, general relativity, quantum mechanics, plate tectonics, and the big bang. After all, they're just theories.
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"Wherever politics tries to be redemptive, it is promising too much. Where it wishes to do the work of God, it becomes not divine, but demonic."
--Pope Benedict XVI | 
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