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27th April 2009, 08:28 AM
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27th April 2009, 09:06 AM
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27th April 2009, 11:05 AM
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Haha reminds me of:
" I had a discussion with myself last night. We both agreed we don't have a 'multiple personality disorder'." 
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27th April 2009, 11:51 AM
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Possibly the first of these was going around the Vatican in 1633:
How many Galileo s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, he just stands there while the World turns...
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Reps: 21,434,678 (power: 0) | | Originally Posted by MorkandMindy Possibly the first of these was going around the Vatican in 1633:
How many Galileo s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, he just stands there while the World turns...
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How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Richard Dawkins, Barack Obama and Jesus are standing by a river, wondering how to get across.
Jesus suggests they all simply walk across the surface of the water. Dawkins goes first, and to the amazement of the other two, runs lightly across the surface to the other side! Obama follows him, skipping lightly across to join him. Jesus takes two steps and falls into the water up to his neck. Dawkins grins, turns to Obama and says "Good on you for not telling him about the stepping stones." Obama replies "What stepping stones?"
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