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12th August 2009, 06:31 PM
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Reps: 474,698,394,322,854,976 (power: 474,698,394,322,865) | | | These are some actual titles of actual books you can actually read:
Proceedings of the Second International Conference on Nude Mice
Living With Crazy Buttocks
The Theory of Lengthwise Rolling
Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers
High Performance Stiffened Structures
Butterworths Corporate Manslaughter Service
How to Identify the Night Sky
Knitting With Dog Hair: Better a Sweater From a Dog You Know and Love Than From a Sheep You'll Never Meet
People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It
Rhino Horn Stockpile Management: Minimum Standards and Best Practices from East and Southern Africa
Ancient Starch Research
Bombproof Your Horse
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
Potty, Fartwell and Knob
Better Never To Have Been: The Harm of Coming Into Existence
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide To Field Identification
Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoon Boxes of Daghestan
What's Wrong With My Snake?
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies [Note: "Features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel...with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action."]
How To Abandon Ship
The Joy of Chickens
Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself
101 Super Uses For Tampon Applicators
101 Uses For An Old Farm Tractor
Baboon Metaphysics
Curbside Consultation of the Colon
How To Avoid Huge Ships
Be Bold With Bananas
Across Europe By Kangaroo
How To Make Love While Conscious
Lightweight Sandwich Construction
The Devil's Cloth: A History of Stripes
How To Be A Pope: What To Do and Where To Go Once You're In the Vatican
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13th August 2009, 09:59 AM
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14th August 2009, 12:21 PM
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16th August 2009, 06:05 AM
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16th August 2009, 03:42 PM
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17th August 2009, 09:59 AM
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17th August 2009, 04:41 PM
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Reps: 5,570,983,808,792 (power: 0) | | Originally Posted by Chesterton  Pride and Prejudice and Zombies [Note: "Features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel...with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action."] 
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(Apprently a predator without his mask is "graphic", LOL!)
= Pride and Predator to give Jane Austen an extreme makeover | Film | guardian.co.uk |
17th August 2009, 04:58 PM
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Reps: 474,698,394,322,854,976 (power: 474,698,394,322,865) | | Originally Posted by Alunyel
LOL, I hadn't heard of that. What's next - A Midsummer Night's Chainsaw Massacre?  |
22nd August 2009, 03:15 PM
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26th August 2009, 09:32 AM
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That satisfied predicate P,
He or she did thing A,
In an adjective way,
Resulting in circumstance C.
(Ok, it's probably an old one. But I just found it and I liked it, so I'm going to post it here anyway)
Last edited by Cabal; 26th August 2009 at 07:46 PM.
Reason: I have since washed my mouth.
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