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Old 19th September 2008, 05:06 AM
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Fossils are fake

Did anyone ever think of this? Why do you think it takes so long to dig up fossils? They seriously spend years chipping away rock to get one piece of bone. Maybe it's because they're ACTUALLY CARVING THE FOSSILS OUT OF STONE. Fossils are just carved stone. They were not already there. The scientists created them out of nothing.

If you just leave bones lying on the ground, which is how they are left when something dies, they do not fossilize. After years they get broken and smashed, water washes away all the calcium, and nothing is left. Fossils are just another myth to promote evolution and deny the reality of God's work.
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Did anyone ever think of this? Why do you think it takes so long to dig up fossils? They seriously spend years chipping away rock to get one piece of bone. Maybe it's because they're ACTUALLY CARVING THE FOSSILS OUT OF STONE. Fossils are just carved stone. They were not already there. The scientists created them out of nothing.

If you just leave bones lying on the ground, which is how they are left when something dies, they do not fossilize. After years they get broken and smashed, water washes away all the calcium, and nothing is left. Fossils are just another myth to promote evolution and deny the reality of God's work.


Hahaha, I can't believe you're actually writing this. "Fossils are carved stone" is the funniest joke I've ever heard.
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Originally Posted by lolharpoons View Post
Did anyone ever think of this? Why do you think it takes so long to dig up fossils? They seriously spend years chipping away rock to get one piece of bone. Maybe it's because they're ACTUALLY CARVING THE FOSSILS OUT OF STONE. Fossils are just carved stone. They were not already there. The scientists created them out of nothing.

If you just leave bones lying on the ground, which is how they are left when something dies, they do not fossilize. After years they get broken and smashed, water washes away all the calcium, and nothing is left. Fossils are just another myth to promote evolution and deny the reality of God's work.
The creation/evolution debate regarding fossils isn't whether they are real or not, but when these creatures lived, how they died, etc.

Many creation scientists collect fossils. I don't think they would be carving them out of stone to seek to prove evolution, do you?
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I don't know about that, but anyone who puts stock in fossils that are supposed to be older than the actual age of the earth ... needs to reconsider their position.
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I don't know about that, but anyone who puts stock in fossils that are supposed to be older than the actual age of the earth ... needs to reconsider their position.
...one way or another.

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Did anyone ever think of this? Why do you think it takes so long to dig up fossils? They seriously spend years chipping away rock to get one piece of bone. Maybe it's because they're ACTUALLY CARVING THE FOSSILS OUT OF STONE. Fossils are just carved stone. They were not already there. The scientists created them out of nothing.

If you just leave bones lying on the ground, which is how they are left when something dies, they do not fossilize. After years they get broken and smashed, water washes away all the calcium, and nothing is left. Fossils are just another myth to promote evolution and deny the reality of God's work.
No fossils arn't fake.. fossils form when minerals replace the bone.. The fossil record is a preservation of evidence.. no one would go along with your theory.. including most, or i suspect all creationists..
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What's the evidence that these fossil bones are real? Are you taking the word of evolution scientists?
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CF is great. Every time I think I've read it all, somebody comes up with something nuttier.

It would be even funnier if I thought the OP was serious.

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Where I live there are masses of fossils and they are in gravel, so you dig and the fossils are just there, or you look down and you have just walked on one, my daughter found one 3 inches across the first time I challenged her to find a fossil when she was about 3.

When I first came to England I lived 20 miles from the Southern coast and that whole area is a mile deep in tiny fossils, that is all the ground is made out of. Had fun on the beach in Denmark too, picked up those nice spiral fossils, a few percent of the entire beach and I suspect of the whole of Denmark come to that, is fossils.
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