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9th July 2008, 05:43 PM
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Yes, the scientists (evil evolutionists) want to collapse the universe in a reverse Big Bang. Even Nostradamus said so: Nostradamus 9 44
"All Should Leave Geneva.
Saturn turns from gold to iron.
The contrary positive ray (RAYPOZ)
will exterminate everything. There
will be signs in the sky before this." http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.js...nav=Groupspace
My take: the above is hysterical.
Print the article and consider it opportunity to torture your gullible friends while you BBQ this weekend.
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9th July 2008, 06:08 PM
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From: H. H. < laughaminute@yahoo.com>
Date: Jul 8, 2008 3:25 PM
Subject: FW: war in November?
To: sheeples123@gmail.com
>Date: Tue, 8 Jul 2008 12:19:26 -0400
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> * * * * FLASH TRAFFIC: WASHINGTON UPDATE * * * * Friend, you've been chosen to receive this letter by someone who values you and wants only the best for you. I'm asking you to continue the kindness and forward copies of this letter to ten of your friends. Let me assure you that this is NOT a chain letter! I know you are very busy and I'm not going to ask you to send any money, forward pull tabs for dialysis machines, or circulate such stupid things. But this is important!
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If you are receiving this message, you have the opportunity to secure your future and help those around you. This is not a joke. If you are not receiving this email, you are probably out of luck.
Nostradamus predicted the end of the world in 2008 with the initiation of the Large Hadron Collider, a work of the devil: Nostradamus 9 44
"All Should Leave Geneva.
Saturn turns from gold to iron.
The contrary positive ray (RAYPOZ)
will exterminate everything. There
will be signs in the sky before this."
Send this email to ten of your best friends before it is too late. If you don't keep this chain there will be dire consequences when everything is exterminated. Or, you can still help yourself and your friends. I don't want to scare you, but I personally know of dozens of people who did NOT forward a message very similar to this one, who later DIED. Granted, they ignored the letter anywhere from five to twenty years ago, but some of them died under mysterious circumstances such as car accidents, cancer, gunshots, etc. In 1986 a man in Muskegon forwarded this letter to ten people, including his brother Wally, and soon won $20,000. Wally, however, broke the chain and his wife left him for his brother in Muskegon. They are now happily married, while Wally is stuck in a Town called Geneva in upstate New York and about to be exposed to lethal levels of antimatter. If you send this to ten people that you know very well and respect you very highly, such as employers, teachers, pastors, parol officers, your parents and boyfriends/girlfriends who have dumped you within the past ten years, you will receive a financial prize from an unexpected source enabling you to move farther away from any Geneva located in your particular area, so that when everything is exterminated, you will hopefully be far enough away that your cable service will not be interrupted.
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9th July 2008, 08:31 PM
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Stan: Okay, that's enough for me. Xev, come on, just blow up the stupid planet then we can go some place else and find ourselves a nice planet.
790: It makes little difference whether or not you destroy this planet. It is a classic type 13 planet, which typically destroys itself at this stage of its development.
Xev: How?
790: Sometimes through war, often through environmental catastrophe. But more commonly, a type 13 planet is inadvertently collapsed into a pea-sized object by scientists attempting to determine the mass of the Higgs boson particle.
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9th July 2008, 10:04 PM
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Reps: 27,749,724,098,880,132 (power: 27,749,724,098,889) | | Originally Posted by Assyrian  790: Sometimes through war, often through environmental catastrophe. But more commonly, a type 13 planet is inadvertently collapsed into a pea-sized object by scientists attempting to determine the mass of the Higgs boson particle.
Serves them right, too.
That's what they get for calling it "the god particle."
(And thanks for playing along.  )
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12th July 2008, 12:39 PM
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Reps: 15,461,686,232,085,960 (power: 15,461,686,232,100) | | Originally Posted by busterdog Granted, they ignored the letter anywhere from five to twenty years ago, but some of them died under mysterious circumstances such as car accidents, cancer, gunshots, etc.
Not so mysterious ... 
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14th July 2008, 06:41 PM
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Reps: 27,749,724,098,880,132 (power: 27,749,724,098,889) | | Originally Posted by shernren Not so mysterious ...
How about parting Bill Gates' hair for him? Nothing lethal, just a small token of my frustration with the MS platform.
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16th July 2008, 06:56 AM
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Reps: 15,461,686,232,085,960 (power: 15,461,686,232,100) | | I really doubt it's Bill Gates' fault. After all, Windows '95 wasn't too bad. In 1995. Not too long ago.
Maybe it was then that the LHC people irradiated his brain as a test target for their small demonstration mini-LHC ... 
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- Origen, 215AD [De Principiis 4.1.16]
... to insist that the rising of the sun is figurative while the rising of the Son is literal is also hypocrisy.
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