Blondes

lilredheadangel1 · #41 15th June 2009, 12:46 AM

I absolutely loved the one about the cornflakes. I told it to my boyfriend and we both laughed for several minutes!

garry2 · #42 15th July 2009, 12:00 AM

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.

garry2 · #43 7th November 2009, 03:11 AM

Replacement Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,....... just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So... I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year: "In ONE YEAR these windows will pay for themselves." "Helllooooo?

It's been a year!" I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.

He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.