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There are two sausages in a frying pan. The first sausage says to the second "It's getting really hot in here", the second sausage says "HOLY $HIT! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!"
Because when George Bush Senior said "READ MY LIPS: No New Taxes" he was really saying KNOW New Taxes.
So Now we Know we Knew New Taxes.
GROAN! So many bad puns crammed into such a small space! (what happened to the "sick" smiley?)
Of course, this is the only appropriate response to puns.
__________________ "If sound science appears to contradict the Bible, we may be sure that it is our interpretation of the Bible that is at fault." Christian Observer, 1832, pg. 437
"Christians should look on evolution simply as the method by which God works." Rev. James McCosh, theologian and President of Princeton, 1890
Just some ponderings about the word, this came up while going to sleep yesterday.
Ever look at the word backwards?
Evolution No It U Love
Know It, U Love.
I thought that was rather interesting. A hidden message. It's all about Love.
I had some other thoughts about evolution and our experience in this life time, but I'm not sure I want to bring that issue up here.
Or, maybe it's NOI TUL OVE. Think?
__________________ Please be charitable enough to say "I do not agree" rather than "You do not understand." I spent most of my life as a Christian believer. I was a longtime teacher of the Christian faith. While my knowledge is certainly not encyclopedic, the likelihood is that I do understand. --MuAndNu
__________________ Hier sitz´ich, forme Menschen
Nach meinem Bilde,
Ein Geschlecht, das mir gleich sei,
Zu leiden, zu weinen,
Zu genießen und zu freuen sich
Und dein nicht zu achten,
Wie ich!
Because when George Bush Senior said "READ MY LIPS: No New Taxes" he was really saying KNOW New Taxes.
So Now we Know we Knew New Taxes.
How many flaws are there? At least 3, right? The Basement, the Attic and the Front Door Hallway?
I remember that. Just afterwards I was on a flight somewhere, and there was a really long delay. So there we are in the gate, and there is this little american kid (10 or so) repeating over and over "read my lips, no new taxes... I hate that speech" I felt like slapping him and telling him to shut up then. I was only about the same age myself though, maybe a little older, I forget now. Anyway, we played head to head tetris on our gameboys and I beat him good and proper.
__________________ MSci MSc ARCS DIC PhD..... yes, I am bragging.
Me either. That's certainly not French! (Okay, if it is, it's an accident.) Just a jab at trying to make something out of nothing.
__________________ Please be charitable enough to say "I do not agree" rather than "You do not understand." I spent most of my life as a Christian believer. I was a longtime teacher of the Christian faith. While my knowledge is certainly not encyclopedic, the likelihood is that I do understand. --MuAndNu