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28th October 2003, 08:50 PM
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Reps: 617 (power: 0) | | Originally Posted by Vance Ooooh, ooooh, can I get a link to this?!
BTW, has someone put together a full list of the amazing Hovindisms? It would be a public service. Quacky Quotes by Kent Hovind, Evolution Section:
The Smithsonian Institute [sic] has 33,000 sets of human remains in their basement right now as you are reading this. Many of them were taken while the people were still alive. They were so desperate to find missing links, so desperate to prove their theory that they murdered people to prove it.
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28th October 2003, 09:11 PM
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28th October 2003, 10:20 PM
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He certainly has all the aspects of a troll and a consistency that teeters between complete genius and utter idiocy.
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29th October 2003, 06:47 AM
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how does one go about extracting a skeleton from a live person?
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29th October 2003, 06:57 AM
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Reps: 382 (power: 0) | | Originally Posted by Jet Black "Many of them were taken while the people were still alive."
how does one go about extracting a skeleton from a live person?
There was a seminar about it at last month's EAC meeting. Were you ill?
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"Teaching the pagan religion of evolutionism is a waste of valuable class time and textbook space. It is also one of the reasons American kids don't test as well in science as kids in other parts of the world." |
29th October 2003, 07:13 AM
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29th October 2003, 07:45 AM
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Reps: 532 (power: 0) | | Originally Posted by revolutio Once again, they really need to have a smiley for beating your head against the wall.
Well there is the forehead slap one. Stupid, stupid me...  ...wack.
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29th October 2003, 09:22 AM
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I prefer the 'bashing your head against the floor' one, myself. 
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Greatest Hovind quote of all time, as voted for by members of CF:
"Teaching the pagan religion of evolutionism is a waste of valuable class time and textbook space. It is also one of the reasons American kids don't test as well in science as kids in other parts of the world." | | |
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