Creation & EvolutionForum for the discussion of this important topic. This forum is open to non-believers. There is a Christians-only forum in the Christians-only section too.
1) If you are an atheist, you should not acknowledge the year. 2007 years since what? The birth of Jesus of course.
No one knows when Jesus was supposedly born, but none of the estimates include the year, zero. That's when Rome adopted a new calendar. The most common estimate is that Jesus was at least a few years old before then.
3) If you are an atheist, you should not use the word “love.” Since God is love,
Sorry, I've read the Bible. So I know that's not true.
5) If you are an atheist, you should not acknowledge the days of the week. The days of the week are based on the seven days God used to make the Universe.
No, they're based on different gods; Sun day, moon day, Tyre's day, Wodin's day, Thor's day, Freya's day, and Saturn's day.
You, as an atheist/evolutionist, believe the Universe created itself for no reason out of nothing.
No, that's if you believe in God. If you're atheist, you'd more likely believe the universe was a quantum event and probably a dimensional rift.
6) If you are an evolutionist/atheist, owning pets is a form of slavery.
But if you believe in the Bible, then slavery is OK.
8) If you are an evolutionist, you must be wary of the apes taking over.
They already have. The most dangerous apes are the humans.
__________________ "To see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." --Benjamin Franklin "Faith means not wanting to know what is true." --Frederich Nietzche` "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." --Mark Twain "Faith must trample under foot all reason, sense, and understanding," --Reverend Martin Luther
__________________ Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
1) If you are an atheist, you should not acknowledge the year. 2007 years since what? The birth of Jesus of course. You should consider the year something like 2,478,256,972, to acknowledge when the rock gave birth to the paramecium in the magic soup or whatever.
2) If you are an atheist, you should not celebrate New Year’s Eve. Again, it is an acknowledgment of the length of time that has passed since the birth of Jesus.
3) If you are an atheist, you should not use the word “love.” Since God is love, you should not use this term to describe how you feel about people or pets, since you do not believe it exists. Use a term like “have positive chemical reactions when near,” or other atheism-compliant descriptive terms.
4) If you are an atheist, you should not get married. Since marriage is a religious term describing the spiritual union between a man and a woman that love each-other, you should avoid this. Plus, it has to do with that “L” word.
5) If you are an atheist, you should not acknowledge the days of the week. The days of the week are based on the seven days God used to make the Universe. You, as an atheist/evolutionist, believe the Universe created itself for no reason out of nothing.
6) If you are an evolutionist/atheist, owning pets is a form of slavery. You believe that descendants of those “pets” you own will be people someday. How long will it be before you draw the line between owning pets and enslaving your peers? Those pets’ descendants deserve better than to have you degrading the integrity of their lineage.
7) If you are an evolutionist/atheist, eating anything that was living is a form of cannibalism. You believe that descendants of animals and even plants could be people someday. To avoid becoming a cannibal, you should adhere to a strict diet of milk and cheese, and make sure there are no signs of living organisms in either. Hmm... On second thought... atheists shouldn’t think cannibalism is wrong, because to them, right and wrong don’t exist.
Side note: Society accepts and embraces eating meat, so can somebody tell my why so many atheists are vegetarians because they think eating meat is wrong? What makes it wrong?
8) If you are an evolutionist, you must be wary of the apes taking over. You believe that it’s not a questions of “if” all the apes, chimps and monkeys will morph into walking, talking ape-men, it’s just a question of “when.” It’s the cornerstone of your religion....Be on the lookout. Oh...and bad news... dolphins are even smarter than monkeys. How long until they become intelligent enough to build an underwater assault against humanity?
you have not provided a single logical, or scientific argument, against the theory of evolution. you fail
Mr. Gipper, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
__________________
The human race will begin solving its problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously - Principia Discordia
All there is is metaphor - Robert Anton Wilson
Do not offend the Chair Leg of Truth. It is wise and terrible! - Spider Jerusalem
tThe rest of the post isn't even worth talking about, but this part
Originally Posted by Gipper
... Oh...and bad news... dolphins are even smarter than monkeys. How long until they become intelligent enough to build an underwater assault against humanity?
the second dolphins evolve opposable thumbs, we're screwed. So be on the lookout.
__________________ I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings - Max Payne
Linear Mode
