The Idiocy of Evolutionism.

1) If you are an atheist, you should not acknowledge the year. 2007 years since what? The birth of Jesus of course.

3) If you are an atheist, you should not use the word “love.” Since God is love,

5) If you are an atheist, you should not acknowledge the days of the week. The days of the week are based on the seven days God used to make the Universe.

You, as an atheist/evolutionist, believe the Universe created itself for no reason out of nothing.

6) If you are an evolutionist/atheist, owning pets is a form of slavery.

8) If you are an evolutionist, you must be wary of the apes taking over.

1) If you are an atheist, you should not acknowledge the year. 2007 years since what? The birth of Jesus of course. You should consider the year something like 2,478,256,972, to acknowledge when the rock gave birth to the paramecium in the magic soup or whatever.



2) If you are an atheist, you should not celebrate New Year’s Eve. Again, it is an acknowledgment of the length of time that has passed since the birth of Jesus.



3) If you are an atheist, you should not use the word “love.” Since God is love, you should not use this term to describe how you feel about people or pets, since you do not believe it exists. Use a term like “have positive chemical reactions when near,” or other atheism-compliant descriptive terms.



4) If you are an atheist, you should not get married. Since marriage is a religious term describing the spiritual union between a man and a woman that love each-other, you should avoid this. Plus, it has to do with that “L” word.



5) If you are an atheist, you should not acknowledge the days of the week. The days of the week are based on the seven days God used to make the Universe. You, as an atheist/evolutionist, believe the Universe created itself for no reason out of nothing.



6) If you are an evolutionist/atheist, owning pets is a form of slavery. You believe that descendants of those “pets” you own will be people someday. How long will it be before you draw the line between owning pets and enslaving your peers? Those pets’ descendants deserve better than to have you degrading the integrity of their lineage.



7) If you are an evolutionist/atheist, eating anything that was living is a form of cannibalism. You believe that descendants of animals and even plants could be people someday. To avoid becoming a cannibal, you should adhere to a strict diet of milk and cheese, and make sure there are no signs of living organisms in either. Hmm... On second thought... atheists shouldn’t think cannibalism is wrong, because to them, right and wrong don’t exist.



Side note: Society accepts and embraces eating meat, so can somebody tell my why so many atheists are vegetarians because they think eating meat is wrong? What makes it wrong?



8) If you are an evolutionist, you must be wary of the apes taking over. You believe that it’s not a questions of “if” all the apes, chimps and monkeys will morph into walking, talking ape-men, it’s just a question of “when.” It’s the cornerstone of your religion....Be on the lookout. Oh...and bad news... dolphins are even smarter than monkeys. How long until they become intelligent enough to build an underwater assault against humanity?

... Oh...and bad news... dolphins are even smarter than monkeys. How long until they become intelligent enough to build an underwater assault against humanity?