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25th July 2007, 01:23 AM
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Reps: 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 (power: 9,223,372,036,854,816) | | | This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.? The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas"
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Here's my pet, Godzilla. Time to switch to decaf, eh?
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25th July 2007, 06:02 AM
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25th July 2007, 08:40 AM
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Reps: 262,801,371,575,929,280 (power: 262,801,371,575,940) | | Originally Posted by Leader of the Banned 
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Hehehe!
Last edited by Frogette; 25th July 2007 at 08:48 AM.
Reason: adding dots to move candle over
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25th July 2007, 09:53 AM
|  | Cathy loves her husband Randy
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Reps: 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 (power: 9,223,372,036,854,794) | | Originally Posted by bvwsmaker  RANDY
BTW stalking feature NOT working. 
Because it did not show any new posts for you.
 Wonder what other posts of yours I've missed.
I just do not have time to read thru all the threads in my CP. |
25th July 2007, 10:06 AM
|  | So many seeds...so little time!
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25th July 2007, 10:08 AM
| | So many seeds...so little time!
| | Join Date: 20th February 2005 Location: Greenthumb's Garden
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Reps: 144,358,025,235,346,496 (power: 144,358,025,235,386) | | | Happy Birthday Leader...
from Trouble!
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25th July 2007, 10:13 AM
| | where unicorns sing
| | Join Date: 17th July 2004 Location: a beautiful place
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Reps: 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 (power: 9,223,372,036,854,910) | | Happy Birthday, Leader!!!!!  
Have a really wonderful day, Leader.....GT!!!!
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25th July 2007, 11:31 AM
|  | Waiting On God...And Putting My Trust In Him!
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25th July 2007, 12:59 PM
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Reps: 56,980,511 (power: 57,028) | | A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed........ "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box"  
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25th July 2007, 08:35 PM
| | where unicorns sing
| | Join Date: 17th July 2004 Location: a beautiful place
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Reps: 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 (power: 9,223,372,036,854,910) | | Hey, everyone 
I hope things are going great for all of you. I bet you're having a specially cool birthday over there too, Leader!
Guess what? My little character is in a poll!
Do feel free to vote.....for whomever, of course. 
http://www.christianforums.com/t5767...p-10-poll.html
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