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Originally Posted by ravenscape
There's no room for waffles in my mug. It's full of Bailey's.
Well, you're doing it wrong then
Here's what you do
Make a full sized belgian waffle.
Soak it overnight in Bailey's (choose your flavor)
Then the next day (time of your choosing), squish it into a BIG mug.
Fill the remainder of the mug with more Bailey's.
Stir to an agreeable consistency (tastes may vary)
Drink/slurp/eat (personally, I slurp, for obvious reasons).
Spoon recommended for those who lack tentacles/suction cups/vile insanity-inspiring slurping orifices/etc
Make a full sized belgian waffle.
Soak it overnight in Bailey's (choose your flavor)
Then the next day (time of your choosing), squish it into a BIG mug.
Fill the remainder of the mug with more Bailey's.
Stir to an agreeable consistency (tastes may vary)
Drink/slurp/eat (personally, I slurp, for obvious reasons).
Spoon recommended for those who lack tentacles/suction cups/vile insanity-inspiring slurping orifices/etc
Back to dreaming,
KhlulHloo
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There I was quietly enjoying the smoothiness and the creaminess of deacent pint of the black stuff... and suddenly everything spins around me, the café swims back into focus again... only it has been redecorated, and I'm missing two whole days...
You'd better pull me another pint Willtor.
*mutters* this is going to take some explaining to the wife...
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