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now, everybody together now:
what do you get when you multiply six by nine?
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since this is the evolution forum:
"... But you may be interested to know that I am singlehandedly responsible for the evolved shape of the animal you came to know in later centuries as a giraffe."
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now, everybody together now:
what do you get when you multiply six by nine?
I don't know 6 by 9 but I know if you take three dependants and multiply it by a standard $3000 deductable that in the end only rich people have to pay taxes and us poor poeple do not have to worry about it to much.

They say that some people in the $100,000 bracket got zapped this year with an old 1969 law that all of sudden kicked in and people did not see it coming. They had to pay an extra $3500.
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This being the joke thread:



Noah, after the flood subsided, opened the doors of the Ark and released the animals. All living things rushed to freedom, except two snakes who lingered in a corner. "Why don't you go forth and multiply?" asked Noah.
"We can't," sighed the snakes. "We're adders!"
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Today at 01:34 AM Orihalcon said this in Post #3

now, everybody together now:
what do you get when you multiply six by nine?

42

We live in a fallen world filled with middle men.
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Yes, someone got nailed to a tree for that world of middle men.
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