Aaron's Weird Works

David Blaine

David Blaine
is insane

Freezes his guts
Freezes his butt

Stands on a pole
Eats tadpoles

Cuts off his ear
Makes old ladies scream
"Oh dear!"

Stays in a box
with a lock

over the Thames
He's insane.

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If you want a free Ipod, photo Ipod, flatscreen, desktop PC, Gamecube/Xbox/PS2, or $275 check/or paypal deposit, all for free, just PM me and I'll give you a link. It's all legit, you just need to sign up and complete an offer( I just do the free ones) then get a few others to do the same. I know people who have already received their stuff. If you complete an offer for any 2 of those I can give you a gmail account if you'd like.

Calvinism is the gospel, nothing else.-Charles Spurgeon

Roadkill and Coke

A skunk just got ran over
So now you smell stench

Run over two more times
Now your nose you pinch

Grab a shovel
and some Coke

First you shovel the corpse
then you pour Coke on the remains

Now the road is better
But drinking something
used for such
is simply insane

That is why pepsi is the best
and coke simply sucks

Pepsi is the best everywehere
including the west
And coke isn't fit for even ducks

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If you want a free Ipod, photo Ipod, flatscreen, desktop PC, Gamecube/Xbox/PS2, or $275 check/or paypal deposit, all for free, just PM me and I'll give you a link. It's all legit, you just need to sign up and complete an offer( I just do the free ones) then get a few others to do the same. I know people who have already received their stuff. If you complete an offer for any 2 of those I can give you a gmail account if you'd like.

Calvinism is the gospel, nothing else.-Charles Spurgeon

Lightswitch of Gum

The lightswitch is made of gum
I know because
I touched it with my thumb

Some might say yucky
Other homesapiens might think eew
But it's loved by my ducky
And David Blaine loves it too

Lightswitches made of gum
are the latest fad
If you hate it you are dumb
and really really bad

So if you don't like it
Don't be bad
Get Glad!
Gladware!

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If you want a free Ipod, photo Ipod, flatscreen, desktop PC, Gamecube/Xbox/PS2, or $275 check/or paypal deposit, all for free, just PM me and I'll give you a link. It's all legit, you just need to sign up and complete an offer( I just do the free ones) then get a few others to do the same. I know people who have already received their stuff. If you complete an offer for any 2 of those I can give you a gmail account if you'd like.

Calvinism is the gospel, nothing else.-Charles Spurgeon

Ghetto Rockets

rockets are like
dem pears
bust in da air
shatters in yo hair

when yo press launch
break yo nail
then it hail
scream and wail

crazy aunt lucy
stole da rocket gin'
what a sin
and stole my pen

musta been high
oh my
made momma cry
now she must die

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If you want a free Ipod, photo Ipod, flatscreen, desktop PC, Gamecube/Xbox/PS2, or $275 check/or paypal deposit, all for free, just PM me and I'll give you a link. It's all legit, you just need to sign up and complete an offer( I just do the free ones) then get a few others to do the same. I know people who have already received their stuff. If you complete an offer for any 2 of those I can give you a gmail account if you'd like.

Calvinism is the gospel, nothing else.-Charles Spurgeon

Puke, Ralph, Vomit

rode a comet
made me vomit

ralphed in the car
tasted 4-star

Puked on you
you said it's spew
after shock, said
"ewww"

looks so fine
I wish it all was mine

need more
gotta go
to a puke store

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If you want a free Ipod, photo Ipod, flatscreen, desktop PC, Gamecube/Xbox/PS2, or $275 check/or paypal deposit, all for free, just PM me and I'll give you a link. It's all legit, you just need to sign up and complete an offer( I just do the free ones) then get a few others to do the same. I know people who have already received their stuff. If you complete an offer for any 2 of those I can give you a gmail account if you'd like.

Calvinism is the gospel, nothing else.-Charles Spurgeon