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Unread 18th February 2002, 07:23 AM
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Christ A John Hagee Joke

i saw john hagee tell this joke on tv.
What is the difference between a woman on menopause and a crocodile?



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Unread 18th February 2002, 08:32 AM
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That was funny. Thanks for sharing it.


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I am afraid to laugh at that joke.
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tee hee
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i'm with stog on that one *looking over shoulder cautiously*
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gosh...
i remember him saying that joke...
wasnt he preaching a sermon on self control or something?
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Christ

note the reaction of all the men here. I too was very nervous at that one. As you can tell though, not too nervous.
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(hmmmm....)
the lady/wife is the boss....
but she just acts to be in subjection to the man/husband
if the man in spreacher...
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Come on guys (men),

You can laugh.....I thought it was funny. Maybe I am the only female that did though



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Yes Roberta,
These are dangerous days though.

Originally posted by blynn
Come on guys (men),

You can laugh.....I thought it was funny. Maybe I am the only female that did though



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