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6th May 2006, 12:21 AM
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Reps: 822 (power: 0) | | | I understand the only people in the world who have no juvenile delinquency problem are the Eskimos (Inuits)...and it's all because of whale blubber. The minute a kid steps out of line, they whale him/her till he/she blubbers! |
6th May 2006, 12:24 AM
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Reps: 822 (power: 0) | | | Joe: "Did you hear the smartest person in the world is becoming deaf?"
Blow: "No, tell me about it, please."
Joe: "Uhh, what did you say?" |
6th May 2006, 12:30 AM
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Reps: 822 (power: 0) | | | City Slicker: "Man, look at that bunch of cows!"
Farmer: "Not bunch...herd."
City Slicker: "Heard what?"
Farmer: "Herd of cows."
City Slicker: "Sure I've heard of cows, dude."
Farmer: "No, a cow herd."
City Slicker: "Why should I care what a cow heard? I've got no secrets from a cow." |
6th May 2006, 04:57 PM
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Reps: 822 (power: 0) | | | What you will never see on "To Tell The Truth" and reruns of the game show:
Announcer: "Number one! What is your name please?
Man #1: "My name is Raymond J. Johnson, Jr."
Announcer: "Number two!"
Man #2: "My name is Raymond J. Johnson, Jr."
Announcer: "Number three!"
Man #3: "My name is Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Ray Jay, or you can call me R.J., or you can call me R.J.J., or you can call me R.J.J.,Jr., but you doesn't have to call me Johnson." |
6th May 2006, 04:58 PM
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Reps: 822 (power: 0) | | Q: What do you call a red-head standing or sitting between two blondes? A: An interpreter.    |
6th May 2006, 11:39 PM
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8th May 2006, 06:22 AM
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10th May 2006, 03:33 PM
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10th May 2006, 03:41 PM
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10th May 2006, 06:09 PM
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