Thor heard a scream, and almost fell when he whirled around and stuck a foot in a root. "Hello?" He cried out. "Where are you?" Walking toward the sound, he began considering the opportunity that the scream might indicate something big, ugly and dangerous. Who knew what a forest like this might contain?
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life!"
...but John came fifth and won a toaster
"We are no longer the knights who say NIH! We are now the knights who say Ecki-Ecki-Ecki-PTANG zoom-boing z'nourrwringmm." - Knight 1 from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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I pulled the chair right before Lauren sat, and she is like, "YOUR DEAD! " Why?
"HHmmm..A problem this is..."-Yoda "lord, Lord Sidious promised to leave us in peace when the war is over! "-In the book, Nute Gunray before he died
"His transmission was garbled. He said he will leave you in pieces."-Darth_Vader
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life!"
...but John came fifth and won a toaster
"We are no longer the knights who say NIH! We are now the knights who say Ecki-Ecki-Ecki-PTANG zoom-boing z'nourrwringmm." - Knight 1 from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Yuck. I don't care about your shirt, and I definetly don't like guts" was Kim's reply to Cary's tirade about his shirt. "If this really is real, then how did I get here? And what happened to the airport?" There were too many questions to be asked. Then she saw Lilli. "And what's happened to you?"
"Why does everyone expect the plumber to know how we magically turned up in a frikin forest?!!!" Gary cried out in frustration as he flailed his powerful arms in the air. "I don't know, and I don't really care! But I DO think we should try and find everyone else and get OUT! Don't focus on how the problem started, focus on solving it!" As a plumber, he was really breaking his code of operations by saying this, but then again, he knew all there was to know about pipes, clogs, water flow, draining, valves, sewers, etc. When he knew absolutely nothing about suddenly turning up in a forest instead of an airport... well, only one solution came to mind. "Do any of you remember accidentally walking through a wardrobe?"
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There was no way this smelly oaf was thinking what he was thinking, but it made Dune smile just the same. "No, no wardrobe. I, for one, was at an airport." He held one hadn up, palm up. "Besides, no snow."
Martini nodded, her dark lips still twisted into a scowl. "Me too."
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
"Me and Scott were at an airport, too. In Chicago," Crystal said, looking thoughtful. It was all so weird, and the fact that two other people were at an airport as well made it even weirder.
"What airport was everyone at?" she asked. Maybe there was something--some kind of link--that tied all the weirdness together. "I remember that it was the O'Hare Airport."
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"Why do we fall? So we can learn how to get back up again." -Alfred
"The problem with trying to make yourself stupider is that you usually succeed." -The Magician's Nephew
"I reprogrammed the TV! We only get three channels now: On, Off, and BATMAN!" --My brother
"O'Hare!" Both Martini and Dune chimed in. Their jaws dropped as they stared at each other and the other two. "I was heading for the front door to wait for a cab!"
"I was going to my car!"
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
"We were heading to the gate! Then there was this wind...inside! And then we were here!" Crystal had stood and was pacing back and forth now, all shyness gone, at least for the moment. "Everything sort of...faded away, and was replaced by this!" She waved her hand in a wide arc, showing that she meant the trees, the the ground, everything that made the forest a forest.
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"Why do we fall? So we can learn how to get back up again." -Alfred
"The problem with trying to make yourself stupider is that you usually succeed." -The Magician's Nephew
"I reprogrammed the TV! We only get three channels now: On, Off, and BATMAN!" --My brother
"I was still inside!" Martini screeched. "So either something awful happened where we were all knocked out simultaneously, terrorists dropped hallucinogen or we've been abducted by aliens!" Her eyes grew so large that they seemed to take up half her face.
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
"It wasn't terrorists," Scott put in. "I know that much. Why would terrorists attack the O'Hare and succeed in hypnotizing a bunch of normal people? And why isn't anyone else from the airport here with us? And how could we see each other, if we're all just hallucinating?"
"Good point, Scott. Maybe....maybe we're in some fantasy universe!"
"They don't exist. that's why they're called fantasy universes."
"Scott, look around you. This is REAL."
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"Why do we fall? So we can learn how to get back up again." -Alfred
"The problem with trying to make yourself stupider is that you usually succeed." -The Magician's Nephew
"I reprogrammed the TV! We only get three channels now: On, Off, and BATMAN!" --My brother
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